NO NOT under any circumstances do this to those FLOCK Cameras


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how powerful of a laser should I never buy?
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1 +1 dkskull 2 hours ago

Do not, build a green disco laser machine and drive it down the interstate under any circumstances.

4 +1 uberschadenfreude 3 hours ago

Bro citing better call Saul and hyping up destruction of property.

If it ain’t yours leave it alone.

2 +1 L.X 1 hour ago

@uberschadenfreude That's a good little sheep

2 +1 uberschadenfreude 1 hour ago

@L.X that’ll do pig. That’ll do.

2 +1 ScreaminMime 4 hours ago

Because the bill :ermm:
will be sent :ermm:
to the last person seen by the camera with a stupid laser pointer :unsure:

3 +1 L.X 1 hour ago

@ScreaminMime I mean you'd have to park a few blocks away and wear a face diaper, but you could totally do this without being traced if you plan it out.

2 +1 L.X 1 hour ago

@L.X Oh and leave your phone and smart devices in the car!!!

2 +1 YOLO_ 1 hour ago

@L.X Leave them at home, In your parked car would still be close enough evidence for them.

0 +1 JobyFluorine 26 seconds ago

@L.X "Park a few blocks away". What, in front of the other Flock camera? I guess the "education system" is just completely broken now.

Have you ever heard the term "intersecting fields of fire"? Google it. I'm not explaining it to you. They do the same thing with the cameras. Anyone that installs a camera system that isn't a moron has the cameras watch each other. The flock camera maps are free and accessible online. Look at them. Almost all of the cameras have interlocking overwatch. You'd probably know that if you weren't 12 years old.

0 +1 tommix1 6 hours ago

The solution's probably pretty simple like an auto darkening welding lens.

1 +1 Quint_Beastwood 6 hours ago

Interesting .

3 +1 JobyFluorine 6 hours ago

This is stoopid. Flock will just bill the city for repair, replacement or servicing of the Flock cameras, meaning MOAR taxpayer money is going to be spent.

Do not damage the Flock cameras, people. This guy is a fucking internet moron. You will be charged with vandalism, and have to pay damages. Do you want to spend all morning in court?

3 +1 rightisleft 5 hours ago

@JobyFluorine
So eat the grass and stfu? ... got it!
Cowards traded freedom for false safety, kneeling silently as the State devoured their souls; one monitored breath at a time.

0 +1 JobyFluorine 48 minutes ago

@rightisleft No, boob. For fuck's sake, lay off the goof juice . Call your representative. Flock camera contracts are being cancelled all over the United States. They are being discontinued in several counties here in Phoenix, and there are more to come.

Use some critical thinking, ffs. Spewing ignorant and stoopid comments makes you look ignorant and stoopid. Do you know how a Democratic Republic works? Did you make it to the 9th grade?

2 +1 L.X 1 hour ago

@JobyFluorine It's stupid if you are stupid about it. The taxpayer cost is a city council issue, and they shouldn't be funding that shit anyway. Don't listen to the coward sheep, stand up and fight back, but do it wisely so you can continue to fight. Don't fold like the cowards in this thread who rally to defend Flock. They are as evil as the system itself.

0 +1 JobyFluorine 34 minutes ago

@L.X Stupid? Your syphilitic whore mum is stupid, but you still fuck her blistered ass! Sorry, I was lashing out. I'm sure that your syphilitic whore mum is actually quite smart, and a lovely lady. :blink:

This is not rock surgery. Call your representative, Email them. Flock camera contracts are being cancelled in counties all across the States because of privacy concerns RAISED BY VOTERS THAT HAVE CONTACTED THEIR REPRESENTATIVES. There are several counties in Arizona that are not renewing their Flock camera contracts and even dropping the license plate cameras as well. We don't want to harass those pesky illegals with no insurance, do we?! :D

Apparently they don't teach how a Democratic Republic works in a Special Needs School. Good luck, young Padewan. You need it.

You are more than welcome to perform random vandalism, and I will giggle and snicker the entire time I am uploading your mugshot to TWW!

3 +1 Jukaithegod 6 hours ago

The Physics: Camera sensors (like CMOS/CCD) are essentially miniature solar panels that convert light into an image. Concentrating a high-energy laser beam directly onto the sensor overwhelms the silicon and can physically melt or burn it.

The Damage: This kind of damage usually appears as permanent black spots, dead pixels, or vertical colored lines on all your future photos and videos.

Factors That Determine the Extent of Damage

Laser Power: Standard consumer laser pointers (under 5 milliwatts) generally don't have enough energy to instantly fry a sensor. However, high-powered, industrial, or illegally modified lasers (500mW or multi-watt) can cause significant damage very quickly.

Exposure Time: A brief, accidental sweep of a laser across a lens (like at a concert) rarely causes permanent harm. It takes steady, prolonged exposure (often minutes) directed perfectly into the center of the lens to permanently ruin a sensor.

Magnification: Using an optical zoom or telephoto lens magnifies the laser, dramatically increasing the amount of energy concentrated on the sensor and raising the likelihood of damage.

3 +1 tommix1 7 hours ago

Laser- CMOS sensor-RIP

1 +1 Trumpeepee 8 hours ago

good business