sounds like a fun time
Florida man leaves AA meeting, does cocaine, drinks, smokes pot, then tries to hijack a plane
The man, identified as Bryan Parker, 58, was highly intoxicated when the incident unfolded around 4:25 p.m. at the airport’s international terminal, according to the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office.
Witnesses said Parker’s blue Ford Mustang entered the runway and nearly struck a taxiing plane being used by the Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University.
Deputies said Parker tried to get on an occupied, running airplane. The plane, however, was locked, and he was unable to board.
Parker ran to another airplane, but an airport operations technician chased him, pulled him out of the plane and sat him on a truck’s tailgate, VSO said. He jumped off of the tailgate and ran toward another plane before security stopped him and placed him in handcuffs, according to the sheriff’s office.
Deputies found Parker’s car destroyed when they arrived at the gate, VSO said.
“I went to an AA meeting, and next thing I know, I’m doing cocaine, drinking and smoking pot,” Parker said while authorities questioned him.
“I’m lucky I didn’t get on my … motorcycle,” the suspect added.
Parker was booked into the Volusia County Branch Jail and was charged with attempted aircraft piracy, burglary of a conveyance, felony trespass, exposure of sexual organ, criminal mischief, DUI property damage and refusal to submit to testing.
Operations at the airport continued without disruption, according to officials.
Parker was booked into the Volusia County Branch Jail and was charged with
attempted aircraft piracy,
burglary of a conveyance,
felony trespass,
exposure of sexual organ,
criminal mischief,
DUI property damage
and refusal to submit to testing.
AGAIN, IT IS THE LEGEND
Listen everyone, hows about we ALL go to Fla. and attend an AA meeting? sounds like we'll really enjoy it...
What a fucking legend... I might not make it to 58, but if I do, I hope to still be hellraising like this fella.
Better to be doing shit like this, than wasting your life sitting on a couch watching trash TV like so many other 'moral high grounders' do.
Just another plane flying peete pulling drinking and snorting kinda thing. Typical midlife crisis.
Good thing he smoked some dope as well to help keep him a little mellowed out.
LOL, sounds like the people running the AA meeting aren't going by the playbook. ![]()
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“I went to an AA meeting, and next thing I know, I’m doing cocaine, drinking and smoking pot,”
