Goose
In India, a man has been standing in one place for five years as a vow to the god Shiva
His legs have become severely swollen and darkened due to poor blood circulation, and temple volunteers treat them with ointments.
After completing the vow period, he believes he will receive an inner energy that will “force” the deity to manifest.
You know this is bullshit, because 80% of them have been standing there doing fuck all for the past five years.
I've gone smoked big hash chilum pipes w sadu/baba/godmen like him.. these guys take meanist thickest blackest hits all day every single day for their entire lives
they live MAX fucked up
funnyas and mischievous
He should enjoy the little time he has left of having legs. That's not poor circulation anymore - that's gangrene
After completing the vow period, the deity manifests and says "sorry, you were leaning in one place for 5 years. Please reevaluate your choices and try again."
well if it's what it takes for God to manifest it's worth a shot...
...so who's on poop duty tonight?
Traditionally, swollen pigpen posts are treated with aged calf urine and a coating of cow manure
Ever try and shit standing up? Although that does explain a lot of the smell.
If this guy survives to the end of the "vow period", he's going to be disappointed, when shiva doesn't turn up.
I wonder if his buddies will prank him and leave a note while he's sleeping that simply says "Jackass!!" (signed, Shiva)
Messing up his legs for life, all to try to get some piece of sculptured clay statue to come to life..........
Hinduism has a listed named 33 gods. 3 main ones, Brahma, Vishnu, and Shiva . Creator of all, the Keeper of all created, and the Destroyer (who has power over the other 2 to redo what they have done).
