In India, a man has been standing in one place for five years as a vow to the god Shiva


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He does not sit or stretch his legs and sleeps while supported by a special harness.

His legs have become severely swollen and darkened due to poor blood circulation, and temple volunteers treat them with ointments.

After completing the vow period, he believes he will receive an inner energy that will “force” the deity to manifest.
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0 +1 0falcon0 4 weeks ago

Goose

18 +1 MisterProgneto 1 month ago

Well that's stupid.

11 +1 Dch2475 1 month ago

Not exactly standing is it !!!

7 +1 tommix1 1 month ago

Meanwhile, At the DMV.

9 +1 MarGarTar 1 month ago

You know this is bullshit, because 80% of them have been standing there doing fuck all for the past five years.

3 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@MarGarTar Sooooo... municipal employees?

1 +1 boomshanka 1 month ago

I've gone smoked big hash chilum pipes w sadu/baba/godmen like him.. these guys take meanist thickest blackest hits all day every single day for their entire lives

they live MAX fucked up

funnyas and mischievous

10 +1 BillD.Wall 1 month ago

Advanced negrophilia

25 +1 Northantsno1 1 month ago

Stupid bastard

9 +1 Coolestjunglemonkey 1 month ago

The world's favorite shithole

5 +1 iceni2 1 month ago

turns out to be a prank by his drinking buddy`s

13 +1 Gutshot 1 month ago

So he works for the City of New York?

11 +1 Quint_Beastwood 1 month ago

Satan makes people do some weird sh iț.

6 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@Quint_Beastwood People are evil all by themselves. There's no need for Satan. We will single handedly put him out of work with our wholesale evilness.

4 +1 Voodoo333333 1 month ago

@JobyFluorine exactly what the devil would say.

2 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@Voodoo333333 Yup. You caught me. Busted! Egg on my face! :devil:

Hey, uhhh, are you doing anything with that soul?

12 +1 MrRenfield 1 month ago

He should enjoy the little time he has left of having legs. That's not poor circulation anymore - that's gangrene:woot:

12 +1 fartharder 1 month ago

Who catches his shit

7 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@fartharder Probably the catcher. Unless he has the runs, than it's center field or the pitcher. :sick:

4 +1 MrRenfield 1 month ago

@JobyFluorine :sick::sick::sick::D:D

16 +1 lordzedd 1 month ago

After completing the vow period, the deity manifests and says "sorry, you were leaning in one place for 5 years. Please reevaluate your choices and try again."

14 +1 elgringodecuba 1 month ago

Here's what Satan can make people do shit.

10 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

Why is the little dude marinating the guy's feet?! :wassat:

4 +1 TheWorldIs 1 month ago

That's the spirit. His hair seems very pretty, at least... :ninja:

5 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@TheWorldIs He's having a spa day! I cannot wait thr see the glow up!

9 +1 ScreaminMime 1 month ago

I wouldn't call that standing, though :ermm:

6 +1 Swedishtroll69 1 month ago

@ScreaminMime

Ben Dover

9 +1 graphicism 1 month ago

well if it's what it takes for God to manifest it's worth a shot...

...so who's on poop duty tonight?

1 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@graphicism Why'd he pick Shiva? They have hundreds of gods, what so great about that one?

3 +1 Cripple 1 month ago

@JobyFluorine
Shiva is, "The Destroyer". The god with the highest power.
It has the power to undo and redo whatever the "Creator Brahma" has done.
Shiva can change your 'being' into that of a higher order.
As little as put you into the higher caste at your next rebirth, or even to a level in communion with Brahma, you become a Brahman.

0 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@Cripple Brahman Impressive. Did you Google that, or are you a theologist?

9 +1 AryanLegend 1 month ago

Thats a nut

Congratulations sir !

2 +1 ivanjoyderbum 1 month ago

@AryanLegend they are all at it in india , standing babas ,one leg babas, one arm babas ,standing on ones head babas , stretching ones ballbag babas , its an open air lunatic asylum , just search "one arm baba !

2 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@ivanjoyderbum I think the most horifying part of all of that is that none of them have any self awareness to see how goddamn ridiculous they are.

We need another asteroid, fr.

0 +1 boomshanka 1 month ago

@ivanjoyderbum have you got stoned with them before ???

2 +1 jfk66 1 month ago

Traditionally, swollen pigpen posts are treated with aged calf urine and a coating of cow manure

7 +1 Disgruntled Employee 1 month ago

Interesting choice for a life goal.. :wassat:

4 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@Disgruntled Employee Some people are winners, some people are losers and some people are...well... whatever the fuck this is.

4 +1 Swedishtroll69 1 month ago

He smoked too much Shiva sativa! :silly:

3 +1 sirmrmikey 1 month ago

Ever try and shit standing up? Although that does explain a lot of the smell.

7 +1 MatchboxxCar 1 month ago

If this guy survives to the end of the "vow period", he's going to be disappointed, when shiva doesn't turn up.
I wonder if his buddies will prank him and leave a note while he's sleeping that simply says "Jackass!!" (signed, Shiva)

1 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@MatchboxxCar He'll probably die from pulmonary embolism when the compartment syndrome eventually releases a clot into his blood stream. He such a loser.

3 +1 lordzedd 1 month ago

@MatchboxxCar It will say, "Sorry I missed you, you were asleep and I didn't want to disturb you. See you in 5 years."

1 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@lordzeddotr likely he'll be left on read.

5 +1 Cripple 1 month ago

Messing up his legs for life, all to try to get some piece of sculptured clay statue to come to life..........

Hinduism has a listed named 33 gods. 3 main ones, Brahma, Vishnu, and Shiva . Creator of all, the Keeper of all created, and the Destroyer (who has power over the other 2 to redo what they have done).

6 +1 rightisleft 1 month ago

@Cripple
It seems that the number 33 is very popular among demon worshippers.

2 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@rightisleft And Rolling Rock drinkers.

13 +1 Bellybutton 1 month ago

Who gets to wipe his ass and collect his piss?
So many questions!

6 +1 jfk66 1 month ago

@Bellybutton I suspect these are the same people who then use the collected urine to rub on their swollen legs. An old Indian home remedy when cow piss is not available.