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Kentucky family goes viral
Well, if your uncle is your dad and your big sister is your mom, then it doesn't matter if you get a dead animal for your birthday.
You can put it next to your shrunken heads and your grandpa's dead man's skin masks... yeah, and then sing the song: 'Incest is a game our whole family can play.'
Nothing shows how much you care, quite like the gift of a dead animal.
When my daughter begged me to let her bring home a cat, I finally caved in, and let her.
She brought home a living cat.
I'm so confused. So she wanted the dead husk of her pet taxidermied, and not one of the adults thought that was weird? Also, where are all their teeth, and why can't they speak English? And was that their finest Home Depot box? Will they return it?
Isn't this in the American South? Couldn't they just give her a rifle like normal Southerners?
