Alabama man, bitten by K-9, bites dog back during drug task force operation

A unique defence

The poor dog was vomiting for an hour trying to get the bad taste out !

If a white man punches the dog they shoot him, but a black man can bite the dog and potentially give it HIV

That dog was NOT expecting that.

Now the dog needs to be vaccinated

Hope the dog got a tetanus shot after it was over.

I was in state prison when this negro refused to lock into his cell for a routine count. He's blusterin' and rantin' on about how he'll " kill me a mutha'fucka' , - ah'll kill me TEN mutha'fucka's " , and on and on for 10 minutes. This move disrupts every other movement in the prison until its resolved , so the guards ask , " do we really have to go suit up ( with football pads, masks, shields and pepper spray ) and come back and bundle you into the cell ? " - and he says " yeah, - suck my dick " , yada yada.
So the cops leave the block to suit up while he roams free within it. 5 minutes later the cops come back in and tell him that instead of going through the hassle of suiting up and footballin' him , they're just gonna bring the dogs ( Rottweilers ) and let them loose into the block , and that's his tough shit. He went on undeterred for a while as we threw whatever weapons he could use against the dogs down to where he was on the flats. He put up a good front for awhile, saying shit like " ah'll kill and skin dem mutha'fuckin' dogs and make me a 3/4 length fur coat w/ matchin' hat n' gloves and " - yada yada yada. But as soon as he heard the dogs barking all along like 300 yards of echoing hallway , he shit his pants and ran into his cell screaming for them to lock him in , and we all just died laughin' at him. 5 minutes after he locked in , 2 guards walked up in front of his cell , leaned against the bars and started barking , snarlin' and howling at him so that he understood that they never even brought the dogs , and that it was them barking the whole time.