He spent way too much time entertaining this guy

Reddit mod irl

Nothing that Federal Flight Control 00 buckshot couldn't solve. Open the door, let him step over the threshold....and then BOOM! No more idiot at your door.

The homeowner wasn’t present. During the argument over whose neighborhood it was, Harry Dresden says, “It’s my neighborhood.” The homeowner responds, “Yeah, I live there—I don’t know you.” If the homeowner had been present, it would have been more accurately stated as, “Yeah, I live here—and I don’t know you.”

I'd open the door and let him stare down the barrel of my .357 Magnum.

As soon as he tried to kick my door, the 12 gauge would've been in my hands waiting at the front door for him.

That was a verbal threat on his life. I would just shoot through the door.

I have to assume the homeowner has a health condition, was making a donation to the throne, or had reason to think he was armed... I would have opened the door and waited for him to either hit me or cross the threshold then laid into him, because rushing him and beating the shit out of him sounds fun, but there's more justification if he crosses that line first.

he looks really funny, like a retarded cartoon character..

Yo, Ben Shapiro is fuckin pissed

Honey, go fire up the back hoe and dig another hole right next to the last one……..I’ll be right back.

I heard this was staged guys.

Like ' Newman ' from Seinfeld , on hormone therapy and Chantix

At My house he would be introduced to my shotgun!
Then terrorized for fucking up my door.

he needs to get assaulted by a group of black men. That’s his prescribed cure

Fat Harry Potter in flip flops is going to end someone ? LOL what geek!!

If I stepped out on the stoop with this beta He would calm down.

Just dump a couple through the door. I’m sureeeeee that would sober em up

If anybody shows up at my door yelling "where's your daughter" and "i'll end you", he's going to leave with a hole in him that's big enough to throw a football through.

I think this man is the EXACT reason guns were ever brought into existence. Oh, and axes.

i thought he was gonna huff and puff and blow his house in

This dude looks like Millhouse from the Simpsons grown up

I love stand your ground. Pew pew pew