This is what police officers have to deal with every single day

Shoot that effing neugroid, what the heck are you mansplaining yourself to him for?!

Lemme ax yew a quezion

he's calling them dumb he himself cannot pronounce the word Ask

You should also talk to the dispatchers! I did that for a long long time and some of the crap on the phone is just hysterical!

He flat out said he wanted to go to the hospital, he is talking nonsense, 5150 his ass where he can get the psychiatric help he is pleading for but doesn't know how

Forget all of this mandatory "Sensitivity Training" and require. "How to Deal With Stupid Race Training".

"Sorry sir, show me on the doll where your dad left you"

Petition to replace handcuffs with chain gang

Mace him and throw the bag away.