BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein's alleged su*cide note has been released


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BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein's alleged su*cide note has been released, according to the New York Times.

The outlet says they were *not* able to authenticate that Epstein wrote it.

"They investigated me for months — FOUND NOTHING!!!" the note read.

"It is a treat to be able to choose one’s time to say goodbye."

"Watcha want me to do — Bust out cryin!!"

"NO FUN - NOT WORTH IT!!"
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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
0 +1 Comfortably_numb 1 hour ago

Sounds like an emo wrote that.