BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein's alleged su*cide note has been released

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BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein's alleged su*cide note has been released, according to the New York Times.

The outlet says they were *not* able to authenticate that Epstein wrote it.

"They investigated me for months — FOUND NOTHING!!!" the note read.

"It is a treat to be able to choose one’s time to say goodbye."

"Watcha want me to do — Bust out cryin!!"

"NO FUN - NOT WORTH IT!!"

Categories: Conspiracy & Truth Evil People

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1 +1 Mr.Triggerhappy 2 weeks ago

For a guy who was into big investments and wrote tons of letters this handwriting is absolute cat scratch.

0 +1 QuartPlus8oz 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry, I don't read ancient Hebrew or whatever that chicken scratch is. Is this supposed to distract us from the actual files? I want to see that letter again with the fingerprinting residue on it.

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1 +1 YOLO_ 2 weeks ago

Can't even read that

0 +1 JobyFluorine 2 weeks ago

What is that chicken scratch? Was he illiterate?

1 +1 MisterProgneto 2 weeks ago

I can't read half of it. I believe he committed suicide but it would be so easy for our gov't to pull this off. Even the video could be fake. It's one of those things like the JFK assassination that we will never know for sure. To be honest, I could care less.

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0 +1 tommix1 2 weeks ago

Epstein likely had deep dirt on all involved, thick folders and videos left with paralegals to release on the event of his demise, imprisonment or disappearance and they had to let him go. Where has this half assed forgery been hanging around for all this time??