Warning graphic sexual descriptions : So let me get this straight, she gets wild, she

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Warning graphic sexual descriptions
So let me get this straight, she gets wild, she decided to try something new, she decided to go to the ER, and yet she leads off the story with “my husband sent me to the ER” am I missing something here

Categories: Bad Day Funny

Tags: wild woman emergency plug stuck 666

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1 +1 Lostcoss.82 1 hour ago

People post anything. Something should remain private.

6 +1 ScreaminMime 5 hours ago

People who "normally wouldn't"... don't have buttplugs laying around the house to try :ermm:

2 +1 JobyFluorine 3 hours ago

@ScreaminMime Lol!

What? You don't have random but plugs laying around the house?

2 +1 RoyHinkley 6 hours ago

At least she kept the cumbrellas on her eyes.

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2 +1 cjp 6 hours ago

I gotta pick up some spicy cubes!

0 +1 JobyFluorine 3 hours ago

@cjp What, so you can feed them to your goat?!

0 +1 dingus369 28 seconds ago

@cjp This seems like an advertisement

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5 +1 Wayne82Wayne 6 hours ago

Horse shit, all of it

1 +1 RoyHinkley 6 hours ago

@Wayne82Wayne ---Exactly. Lame attempt to go viral with this vulgar bullshit story.

1 +1 XtraChromosome 6 hours ago

Those spicy cubes dont do shi

0 +1 JobyFluorine 3 hours ago

@XtraChromosome You have to get the spicy cube suppositories. So I've been told.

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4 +1 kma8675309 6 hours ago

Your anus is a ONE WAY VALVE.
Put stuff IN there and you have problems.

0 +1 Gunthrix 7 hours ago

She's been used and abused in the rear end.

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2 +1 FatslakR209 7 hours ago

I made a lady cum 7 times in 2 hours w just my mouth and fingers. Your hubby doesn’t eat you up?

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2 +1 Browser12 8 hours ago

Vacuum ass

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2 +1 tommix1 8 hours ago

Try a brass doorknob.

4 +1 MatchboxxCar 8 hours ago

Well, at least it wasn't a gerbil.
I'm no butt expert, but if there's something in your butt, don't you just have to wait a while?
Everybody has stuff coming out of their ass regularly, right?
Where is Mr. Uranus? He would know what to do.

0 +1 Bellybutton 9 hours ago

Okay, I’m an old fart so I gotta ask….

0 +1 OwMyBawls 6 hours ago

@Bellybutton Spice cubes are digital sepositories that allow the user to enter a VR environment while being dosed with a mild ecstasy hit. Turns gaming into literal reality.