Warning graphic sexual descriptions : So let me get this straight, she gets wild, she


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So let me get this straight, she gets wild, she decided to try something new, she decided to go to the ER, and yet she leads off the story with “my husband sent me to the ER” am I missing something here
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2 +1 bruscifer 2 weeks ago

They told her to butt out......and she couldn't.

0 +1 Fetid01 2 weeks ago

Spicy cubes you say.....

1 +1 MisterProgneto 3 weeks ago

"Luckily, I didn't know anyone at the ER." And then she makes a video for the whole world to see! Next time, if she takes two of those things, she'll probably do it again and then tell her husband to reach in and grab it.

3 +1 YOLO_ 3 weeks ago

How is this your husbands fault?

5 +1 tommix1 3 weeks ago

So...ah..Did I miss something? how is this your husband's fault??

1 +1 0falcon0 3 weeks ago

honey those eye spiders have got to go.. no one cares about ur ass..

2 +1 Hestkuk 3 weeks ago

Tf is a spice cube?

1 +1 QuartPlus8oz 3 weeks ago

@Hestkuk we all have sheltered lives in our parents' basement.

I admire her sense of adventure. Drink 10 ounces of magnesium citrate and come to my house after it passes.

7 +1 Lostcoss.82 3 weeks ago

People post anything. Something should remain private.

19 +1 ScreaminMime 3 weeks ago

People who "normally wouldn't"... don't have buttplugs laying around the house to try :ermm:

4 +1 JobyFluorine 3 weeks ago

@ScreaminMime Lol! :D

What? You don't have random but plugs laying around the house? :D

4 +1 RoyHinkley 3 weeks ago

At least she kept the cumbrellas on her eyes.

3 +1 cjp 3 weeks ago

I gotta pick up some spicy cubes!

0 +1 JobyFluorine 3 weeks ago

@cjp What, so you can feed them to your goat?! :D :D :D

1 +1 dingus369 3 weeks ago

@cjp This seems like an advertisement

7 +1 Wayne82Wayne 3 weeks ago

Horse shit, all of it

3 +1 RoyHinkley 3 weeks ago

@Wayne82Wayne ---Exactly. Lame attempt to go viral with this vulgar bullshit story.

2 +1 XtraChromosome 3 weeks ago

Those spicy cubes dont do shi

0 +1 JobyFluorine 3 weeks ago

@XtraChromosome You have to get the spicy cube suppositories. So I've been told.

4 +1 kma8675309 3 weeks ago

Your anus is a ONE WAY VALVE.
Put stuff IN there and you have problems. :D:D:D

1 +1 Gunthrix 3 weeks ago

She's been used and abused in the rear end.

3 +1 FatslakR209 3 weeks ago

I made a lady cum 7 times in 2 hours w just my mouth and fingers. Your hubby doesn’t eat you up?

0 +1 Fetid01 2 weeks ago

@FatslakR209

Been there my friend!
Married women are the best!

2 +1 Browser12 3 weeks ago

Vacuum ass

3 +1 tommix1 3 weeks ago

Try a brass doorknob.

4 +1 MatchboxxCar 3 weeks ago

Well, at least it wasn't a gerbil.
I'm no butt expert, but if there's something in your butt, don't you just have to wait a while?
Everybody has stuff coming out of their ass regularly, right?
Where is Mr. Uranus? He would know what to do.

1 +1 Bellybutton 3 weeks ago

Okay, I’m an old fart so I gotta ask….

0 +1 OwMyBawls 3 weeks ago

@Bellybutton Spice cubes are digital sepositories that allow the user to enter a VR environment while being dosed with a mild ecstasy hit. Turns gaming into literal reality.

1 +1 AryanLegend 3 weeks ago

THEY 8-) try to make these things normal, dosile obedient so addicted to your lifestyle, that you do anyting to HOLD your current status quo.

13 +1 Disgruntled Employee 3 weeks ago

You say this was super embarrassing, even when telling the Dr BUT you decide to tell the whole world afterwards about this? SMH..

2 +1 JobyFluorine 3 weeks ago

@Disgruntled Employee Say anything for clout.

11 +1 islamophobic 3 weeks ago

You say you inserted it but tell everyone your husband sent you to ER. dafuq

1 +1 JobyFluorine 3 weeks ago

@islamophobic Yeah. The math ain't mathin'.