Warning graphic sexual descriptions : So let me get this straight, she gets wild, she


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So let me get this straight, she gets wild, she decided to try something new, she decided to go to the ER, and yet she leads off the story with “my husband sent me to the ER” am I missing something here
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2 +1 bruscifer 2 months ago

They told her to butt out......and she couldn't.

0 +1 Fetid01 2 months ago

Spicy cubes you say.....

2 +1 MisterProgneto 2 months ago

"Luckily, I didn't know anyone at the ER." And then she makes a video for the whole world to see! Next time, if she takes two of those things, she'll probably do it again and then tell her husband to reach in and grab it.

3 +1 YOLO_ 2 months ago

How is this your husbands fault?

5 +1 tommix1 2 months ago

So...ah..Did I miss something? how is this your husband's fault??

1 +1 0falcon0 2 months ago

honey those eye spiders have got to go.. no one cares about ur ass..

2 +1 Hestkuk 2 months ago

Tf is a spice cube?

1 +1 QuartPlus8oz 2 months ago

@Hestkuk we all have sheltered lives in our parents' basement.

I admire her sense of adventure. Drink 10 ounces of magnesium citrate and come to my house after it passes.

7 +1 Lostcoss.82 2 months ago

People post anything. Something should remain private.

19 +1 ScreaminMime 2 months ago

People who "normally wouldn't"... don't have buttplugs laying around the house to try :ermm:

4 +1 JobyFluorine 2 months ago

@ScreaminMime Lol! :D

What? You don't have random but plugs laying around the house? :D

4 +1 RoyHinkley 2 months ago

At least she kept the cumbrellas on her eyes.

3 +1 cjp 2 months ago

I gotta pick up some spicy cubes!

0 +1 JobyFluorine 2 months ago

@cjp What, so you can feed them to your goat?! :D :D :D

1 +1 dingus369 2 months ago

@cjp This seems like an advertisement

7 +1 Wayne82Wayne 2 months ago

Horse shit, all of it

3 +1 RoyHinkley 2 months ago

@Wayne82Wayne ---Exactly. Lame attempt to go viral with this vulgar bullshit story.

2 +1 XtraChromosome 2 months ago

Those spicy cubes dont do shi

0 +1 JobyFluorine 2 months ago

@XtraChromosome You have to get the spicy cube suppositories. So I've been told.

4 +1 kma8675309 2 months ago

Your anus is a ONE WAY VALVE.
Put stuff IN there and you have problems. :D:D:D

1 +1 Gunthrix 2 months ago

She's been used and abused in the rear end.

3 +1 FatslakR209 2 months ago

I made a lady cum 7 times in 2 hours w just my mouth and fingers. Your hubby doesn’t eat you up?

0 +1 Fetid01 2 months ago

@FatslakR209

Been there my friend!
Married women are the best!

2 +1 Browser12 2 months ago

Vacuum ass

3 +1 tommix1 2 months ago

Try a brass doorknob.

4 +1 MatchboxxCar 2 months ago

Well, at least it wasn't a gerbil.
I'm no butt expert, but if there's something in your butt, don't you just have to wait a while?
Everybody has stuff coming out of their ass regularly, right?
Where is Mr. Uranus? He would know what to do.

1 +1 Bellybutton 2 months ago

Okay, I’m an old fart so I gotta ask….

0 +1 OwMyBawls 2 months ago

@Bellybutton Spice cubes are digital sepositories that allow the user to enter a VR environment while being dosed with a mild ecstasy hit. Turns gaming into literal reality.

1 +1 AryanLegend 2 months ago

THEY 8-) try to make these things normal, dosile obedient so addicted to your lifestyle, that you do anyting to HOLD your current status quo.

13 +1 Disgruntled Employee 2 months ago

You say this was super embarrassing, even when telling the Dr BUT you decide to tell the whole world afterwards about this? SMH..

2 +1 JobyFluorine 2 months ago

@Disgruntled Employee Say anything for clout.

11 +1 islamophobic 2 months ago

You say you inserted it but tell everyone your husband sent you to ER. dafuq

1 +1 JobyFluorine 2 months ago

@islamophobic Yeah. The math ain't mathin'.