Warning graphic sexual descriptions : So let me get this straight, she gets wild, she


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So let me get this straight, she gets wild, she decided to try something new, she decided to go to the ER, and yet she leads off the story with “my husband sent me to the ER” am I missing something here
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2 +1 bruscifer 1 month ago

They told her to butt out......and she couldn't.

0 +1 Fetid01 1 month ago

Spicy cubes you say.....

2 +1 MisterProgneto 1 month ago

"Luckily, I didn't know anyone at the ER." And then she makes a video for the whole world to see! Next time, if she takes two of those things, she'll probably do it again and then tell her husband to reach in and grab it.

3 +1 YOLO_ 1 month ago

How is this your husbands fault?

5 +1 tommix1 1 month ago

So...ah..Did I miss something? how is this your husband's fault??

1 +1 0falcon0 1 month ago

honey those eye spiders have got to go.. no one cares about ur ass..

2 +1 Hestkuk 1 month ago

Tf is a spice cube?

1 +1 QuartPlus8oz 1 month ago

@Hestkuk we all have sheltered lives in our parents' basement.

I admire her sense of adventure. Drink 10 ounces of magnesium citrate and come to my house after it passes.

7 +1 Lostcoss.82 1 month ago

People post anything. Something should remain private.

19 +1 ScreaminMime 1 month ago

People who "normally wouldn't"... don't have buttplugs laying around the house to try :ermm:

4 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@ScreaminMime Lol! :D

What? You don't have random but plugs laying around the house? :D

4 +1 RoyHinkley 1 month ago

At least she kept the cumbrellas on her eyes.

3 +1 cjp 1 month ago

I gotta pick up some spicy cubes!

0 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@cjp What, so you can feed them to your goat?! :D :D :D

1 +1 dingus369 1 month ago

@cjp This seems like an advertisement

7 +1 Wayne82Wayne 1 month ago

Horse shit, all of it

3 +1 RoyHinkley 1 month ago

@Wayne82Wayne ---Exactly. Lame attempt to go viral with this vulgar bullshit story.

2 +1 XtraChromosome 1 month ago

Those spicy cubes dont do shi

0 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@XtraChromosome You have to get the spicy cube suppositories. So I've been told.

4 +1 kma8675309 1 month ago

Your anus is a ONE WAY VALVE.
Put stuff IN there and you have problems. :D:D:D

1 +1 Gunthrix 1 month ago

She's been used and abused in the rear end.

3 +1 FatslakR209 1 month ago

I made a lady cum 7 times in 2 hours w just my mouth and fingers. Your hubby doesn’t eat you up?

0 +1 Fetid01 1 month ago

@FatslakR209

Been there my friend!
Married women are the best!

2 +1 Browser12 1 month ago

Vacuum ass

3 +1 tommix1 1 month ago

Try a brass doorknob.

4 +1 MatchboxxCar 1 month ago

Well, at least it wasn't a gerbil.
I'm no butt expert, but if there's something in your butt, don't you just have to wait a while?
Everybody has stuff coming out of their ass regularly, right?
Where is Mr. Uranus? He would know what to do.

1 +1 Bellybutton 1 month ago

Okay, I’m an old fart so I gotta ask….

0 +1 OwMyBawls 1 month ago

@Bellybutton Spice cubes are digital sepositories that allow the user to enter a VR environment while being dosed with a mild ecstasy hit. Turns gaming into literal reality.

1 +1 AryanLegend 1 month ago

THEY 8-) try to make these things normal, dosile obedient so addicted to your lifestyle, that you do anyting to HOLD your current status quo.

13 +1 Disgruntled Employee 1 month ago

You say this was super embarrassing, even when telling the Dr BUT you decide to tell the whole world afterwards about this? SMH..

2 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@Disgruntled Employee Say anything for clout.

11 +1 islamophobic 1 month ago

You say you inserted it but tell everyone your husband sent you to ER. dafuq

1 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@islamophobic Yeah. The math ain't mathin'.