A U.S. Army soldier's recruitment pitch:


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"Join the Army, stay single, grind 8 years, grab degrees/certifications, and stack cash like it's free. 

 

It's the fastest way to get rich legally."

 

Probably not the recruitment video the Pentagon had in mind...
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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
2 +1 Hestkuk 2 months ago

Jemimah is in charge of syrup duty today.

7 +1 Psylvr 2 months ago

How did this fat nasty bitch fuckin pass basic training! She could ecen give a blow job with out catch her breath 30second in ! But perfect for her do nothing and get promoted!

3 +1 Hestkuk 2 months ago

@Psylvr DEI

4 +1 Hackintosh 2 months ago

Decent advice for lonely losers. :woot:

3 +1 Hestkuk 2 months ago

@Hackintosh she naaasty

8 +1 Hackintosh 2 months ago

Nobody watches black girl porn because :sick::sick::sick:

1 +1 Hestkuk 2 months ago

@Hackintosh lmao yep

12 +1 pdnow 2 months ago

Say what you want, but at least in THIS video she is giving good and MORAL advice to people (especially black women, she seems to imply) wanting to "come up", from lower economic situations as she calls it, the best way is to join the army, and "KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN" while you work there at least 8 years,and get some education or professional certificates too. Most important part of what she said: Keep your nose clean, which means "behave well, stay out of trouble, and avoid illegal or immoral activities"

You can say not enough will listen to to her, okay. You can doubt whether she'll follow through her advice the whole 8 years, fine, but compared to so many other videos pushing unhealthy things like how to trap a man into being her source of free money for years, or twerking or pushing illegal or even shady things, compared to the tons of messed up videos like that, the advice in this video is a breath of fresh air

7 +1 XtraChromosome 2 months ago

DEI Quota BS! Waste of tax dollars, shes worthless. Thats annoying

1 +1 Hackintosh 2 months ago

@XtraChromosome definitely worthless. Wtf can she do? Lol

6 +1 MisterProgneto 2 months ago

I really couldn't understand a word she said.

0 +1 Hackintosh 2 months ago

@MisterProgneto bwahaha

7 +1 JobyFluorine 2 months ago

Why is she so oily?! Ick.

1 +1 essence25 2 months ago

@JobyFluorine Hippopotamuses have crackly skin and need lubricant.

1 +1 Gutshot 2 months ago

@JobyFluorine That’s why they’re called “shines”

8 +1 Lostcoss.82 2 months ago

I would never hit the Frontline with you.

0 +1 Elpingu007 2 months ago

Anything that can help get our youth to join and win is good for me.

6 +1 Bellybutton 2 months ago

Look at the ham hocks on that thing!:woot:

1 +1 JobyFluorine 2 months ago

@Bellybutton She looks like she has lymphatic filariasis.

3 +1 huttsecks 2 months ago

:ninja: i saw first had so many dudes wreck their lives knocking up a chick then boom child support and its taken right out their paycheck, if they dont pay they can call the comander and get tehm in trouble in civi and military trouble.

8 +1 bruscifer 2 months ago

They make military uniforms that big? I wonder how they would have fit a WW2 soldier?

12 +1 McCunty 2 months ago

Shiny face bitch

5 +1 usarmyretiredsgm 2 months ago

I have seen this many times. Saw one just yesterday on Fort Polk. I mentioned to my wife that it was a soldier who at minimum you could only ever get 50% out of them on the job.

4 +1 Comfortably_numb 2 months ago

@usarmyretiredsgm the "no real obligations" bit is quite telling.

9 +1 ScreaminMime 2 months ago

All that and you don't even have to maintain weight standards!
Be All You Can Be! ;)

18 +1 HitlerWasBased 2 months ago

Imagine George Washington seeing this boon talk about the military like its a cash cow. He wouldve never crossed the Delaware if he had picanninies under his command.

16 +1 ChesterCopperpot 2 months ago

Damn that bitch is as fat as a deep fryer