German troops arriving in Greenland for their circle jerk fishing trip


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3 +1 rleehuffman 2 months ago

Gotta love the Donalds moves.. I sleep real well knowing this guy is calling the shots, thank you America, very very impressive lately.????????????????

3 +1 Hestkuk 2 months ago

Meanwhile Svalbard be like o0

5 +1 BlingBlingCrackPipe 2 months ago

I'm fucking dying

Hope they prepared a shit-ton of shoeboxes

1 +1 Teatag 2 months ago

Clown world. Very entertaining.

15 +1 kansaiking 2 months ago

what are the germans going to do ? ...start a holocaust?

17 +1 oroboros 2 months ago

It was just a comedy. German media reported on Sunday that Berlin had secretly withdrawn its 15 soldiers, who arrived on Friday, from Greenland after two days.

16 +1 tommix1 2 months ago

@oroboros They went to Copenhagen. The Berlin govt. felt the sharp point of tariffs and caved.

0 +1 Mr.Triggerhappy 2 months ago

@tommix1 WINNING!

3 +1 Pietpiraat 2 months ago

I don’t hear mr. M Rutte anymore..? I’m Dutch but Europe is totally lost, they don’t understand the world anymore…

10 +1 iShatMyself 2 months ago

Just give them Das Boot.

18 +1 Galaga 2 months ago

Trump has those commie retard stepin and fetchin like their hairs on fire and their asses were catchin

16 +1 Jessica-nl 2 months ago

Don't worry US, the have fled the country again in fear of the big Donald. Back to Germany within 2 days.

15 +1 Quint_Beastwood 2 months ago

I'm soo skeered. :getlost:

19 +1 Pigsbloodprojectile 2 months ago

German military consists mainly of faggots, mohammedanians and women.

11 +1 Pigsbloodprojectile 2 months ago

This mighty force will defeat the US........ :D :D

30 +1 f...liberals 2 months ago

Europeans shit themselve when Trump want to take over Greenland, but dont give a shit when, in their backyard, Putin want to take over Ukraine..what a bunch of hypocrits :getlost::getlost:

4 +1 MiTleiD 2 months ago

@ipis*onliberals Denmark is a NATO member and a member of the European Union, which is why European countries are obligated to provide assistance. Furthermore, this is not a mission to prevent a US invasion, but rather to establish a future permanent presence so that Trump cannot continue to claim that the Chinese and Russians are taking over the island.

And as for Ukraine, it can only continue to successfully defend itself because Europe and countries like Canada, Australia, Japan, etc., are helping. Trump not only constantly betrayed the Ukrainians, denied them aid, and blocked aid during Biden's time, but also wants to force them to hand over their territory to the Russians. A tremendous disgrace for the US and everyone who fought against the Russians and the spread of their disgusting social system during the Cold War.

3 +1 TasunkeWitco 2 months ago

This OP has a curious obsession with gay shit.

14 +1 rightisleft 2 months ago

@TasunkeWitco
This moron still thinks he lives in a featherhead tribe of coward Indians

1 +1 TasunkeWitco 2 months ago

@rightisleft Come to my tribe’s territory and we will give you a special welcome, you pathetic POS.

29 +1 tommix1 2 months ago

Apparently their plan is to station nato country troops in Greenland to stave off the invasion. I hope they know how to properly surrender to avoid a slaughter.

3 +1 Jaycee53 2 months ago

@tommix1 Apparantly there is a grand total of 30 of them.

3 +1 MiTleiD 2 months ago

@tommix1 As soon as military forces from other NATO member countries are on the ground with orders to fire on any invading troops, there will be no invasion. Even a completely brainless idiot like Trump will not risk American lives for something that serves only his ego and has no other purpose.

28 +1 FacelessMen 2 months ago

@MiTleiD Your narrow-minded thinking is just astonishing. But that's expected coming from a person who is an IQ short of even riding the short bus.

2 +1 MiTleiD 2 months ago

@FacelessMen Tell me, besides your "Bachelor in Kissing Fat Orange Asses", have you earned any other degrees? I can't imagine that a Trump rectal parasite even knows what an IQ test actually is. You really shouldn't talk about topics that are completely unfamiliar to you, like "thinking" or "IQ".

6 +1 FacelessMen 2 months ago

@MiTleiD You just keep exposing your stupidity. Do you wake up every day and just stare blank at yourself in the mirror trying to find a single IQ from your vacant brain? It's obvious that you are lost due to deeper issues like dissociation, trauma, or neurological conditions from TDS. LMFAO!!!

1 +1 MiTleiD 2 months ago

@FacelessMen TDS is still not real. It remains a buzzword invented by the orange leader for the dim-witted minions of his cult, so they have something to say when they run out of arguments. That's why you use it so often. The goal is to say TDS and feel clever and superior, even though those who say it are themselves brain-dead and school dropouts. As you can see from your own experience, it works.

27 +1 FacelessMen 2 months ago

@MiTleiD Problem with TDS retard is that it doesn't recognize itself. You are the poster child of TDS. Congratulation. Around 300 gigatons of ice per year has been melting in Greenland since early 2000. Do the math moron. Greenland is becoming major strategic geopolitical interest for all players. Not only is it more viable to mine the rare earth minerals and tap into massive offshore crude oil due to climate warming but it also opens up new shipping routes. Why do you think US and China are actively involved in building and expanding icebreaker fleets? As I said, your narrow-minded thinking from limited brain capacity is just astonishing. LMFAO!!!

1 +1 MiTleiD 2 months ago

@FacelessMen If you hadn't dropped out of school early, you could have done the math yourself and maybe realized what utter nonsense you're spouting again. But at least you admit that climate change is real. That's usually rather difficult for you Trump asskissers.

25 +1 FacelessMen 2 months ago

@MiTleiD You truly do have the IQ of a fence pole. I told YOU to do the math but obviously you can't seem to add either. Go back to K school where you belong. And when did I say that the climate change isn't a thing? Earth goes through cycles. Go educate yourself on glacial and interglacial cycles, ignorant idiot. LMFAO!!!

1 +1 MiTleiD 2 months ago

@FacelessMen So I was right again. You really can't calculate how long it will take for the ice in Greenland to melt. And tell me, you genius, how would your natural "glacial and interglacial cycles" affect this melting, since you apparently don't admit to man-made climate change?

Aren't we at the end of a warm period in these natural cycles, and wouldn't we be entering a cooling phase again in the next thousands of years (the time it takes for the ice in Greenland to melt), heading towards the beginning of a new ice age? Or do you Trump asskissers and conspiracy theorists also have a dissenting theory on this topic that contradicts the scientific consensus, even though you don't even master basic math?

18 +1 FacelessMen 2 months ago

@MiTleiD Never argue with a stupid person like you because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. So, this will be the last post on this thread arguing with a dumbass. We’re currently in an interglacial period. That means earth will keep getting warmer regardless of what the humans do. Second, natural occurrence like the methane released causes more than 50 X to climate change than human's carbon dioxide gas released into the atmosphere. Go back to K school ignorant little man. LMFAO!!!

1 +1 MiTleiD 2 months ago

@FacelessMen Oh dear, first you come along with this profound wisdom and then you make the dumbest claims (edit) that contradict all scientific findings.

And don't get me wrong, if I call you a brainless idiot and a moron, I don't mean it in a bad way, I just want to help you break out of your world of complete ignorance. At least you know words like methane, carbon dioxide, mathematics, etc. ... meaning you're already much smarter than most others in your cult.

So, I won't give up on you and will always point out your mistakes if you embarrass yourself publicly again and I see it. Because I follow the Christian principle of loving one’s neighbor.

1 +1 FacelessMen 2 months ago

@MiTleiD I just had to reply one more time to just laugh LMFAO because you are so triggered after realizing the fact that you are wrong again. (edit)

1 +1 MiTleiD 2 months ago

@FacelessMen I knew it. With you, it's almost too easy.

4 +1 FacelessMen 2 months ago

@MiTleiD You sure are dumb as it comes. FYI. I'm not laughing with you; I'm laughing at you. LMFAO!!!

18 +1 tommix1 2 months ago

@MiTleiD Greenland is of strategic importance militarily and I bet it's American 2 months from now.

0 +1 MiTleiD 2 months ago

@tommix1 Greenland is currently of no military significance. If the island were of military importance, troops would be stationed there, as was the case during the Cold War. The small but existing military presence could easily be expanded. The right to station troops there has existed since 1951, based on an agreement with Denmark.

Greenlanders would have no objections to local development, such as the extraction of mineral resources, provided it is carried out in an environmentally friendly manner. However, hardly any companies are starting anything there because it is too expensive and too complicated.

No one with a functioning brain knows why Trump is now picking a fight with the Europeans to get Greenland.

By the way, I'm taking your bet. Greenland certainly won't be part of the US in two months. The Europeans won't be so easily blackmailed.

1 +1 tommix1 2 months ago

@MiTleiD It's significant because China or Russia could occupy it and have forces closer to the US. Like tic tac toe, gotta put your X there before their O.

1 +1 MiTleiD 2 months ago

@tommix1 China and Russia cannot occupy an island belonging to a NATO country. That's pure fantasy and a lie perpetrated by that orange idiot. If he's worried about it, he should station more troops there. Nobody would object. But then thousands of Americans would be sitting in the cold, watching the one Chinese ship that comes by every five to ten years.

23 +1 Hackintosh 2 months ago

These mother fuckers are about to get rekt. Merica! :woot:

5 +1 UP URANUS 2 months ago

ARE THEY GONNA STAND IN A CIRCLE AND JERK OFF?

5 +1 E_BlackadderIV 2 months ago

are we gonna see more little coffins?

21 +1 FacelessMen 2 months ago

LMFAO!!! Here is the list. France sent 15 troops. Germany sent 13 troops. Sweden sent 3 troops. Norway sent 2 troops. Britain sent 1 troop. LMFAO!!!

14 +1 tommix1 2 months ago

@FacelessMen human shields, maybe even washouts or disciplinary cases. Trading their lives for consequence.

5 +1 OwMyBawls 2 months ago

@tommix1 If zie die, ve kan be vewy agwee

11 +1 LiveLockAndLoad 2 months ago

LOL that was funny