«Geez, these porn plots are getting stranger every day.»
Lily Philips, the woman who slept with 1,113 men in 12 hours gets baptized
«I'm pretty dern sure she was wide awake through that entire F*ckfest.
Sleeping with 1113 men was not the key note event.... But 93 men an hour though, ain't no amount of Baptizing washing that ole beaver hut out, no sirree it ain't.
Maybe pickle her in Baptizing water might help. And by the way, all the holy water on Gods perty little earth ain't washing her sins away atoll. Ain't how that works.
Eyes Wide Shut seems to fit here perfectly.
Ain't allergic to water folks.»
«As someone who is born Protestant but only turns up at the church for birth, deaths and marriages. What p1ss1s me off about religion is that you can do the most heinous sh1t 99.99% of your life but as long as you repent for the final 0.01%, you are forgiven.
I blame Charles Dickens.»
«Once again, it is about the religious conflict born of abuse, with which indulgences are granted, or preached to the worst human scum.»
«Next week: lily is invited to the Vatican city. 999 priests invited...... and the pope.»
«Christians: do whatever you want you'll go to paradise, jesus died for your absolution.
Result: shit on earth.»
«I have nothing against her, but will she change or will she continue doing this disgusting job?»
«If shes changes fine. If this is for clicks, shes fucked even worse for mocking.»
«Proof people in charge of christianity are demonic now and often side with muslims»
«Lily loves her fluids. The juice from 1,113 guys was a different kind of baptism.»
