Florida woman flies past deputies with no lights then remembers she might be pregnant


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BUSTED: Florida woman flies past deputies with no lights on then remembers she might be pregnant in the back seat

Katerina Robinson, 45, blew through Marion County with the headlights off and the speedometer up. She kissed the curb pulling over and already had a fat lip for the conversation.

The officer announced himself and she immediately asked why he was being smart.

Officers found a large Icehouse in the cup holder. Cold and still sweating.

The field tests were a disaster and the upper lip did not help the speech.

After she was in the car, she let everyone know she was pregnant…. That’s diabolical

At the jail she blew a .134 and a .129. The numbers were clearer than the story. The fat lip stayed for booking.
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1 +1 phergus 2 weeks ago

Is that some leprosy or syphilis going on there ?.

1 +1 WhiteAngloZaxxonPro 2 weeks ago

She pretty, but she ain't as pretty as me!

4 +1 fi4451 2 weeks ago

How many beers deep you gotta be in to hit that!? Holy shit!

9 +1 Cincity1975 2 weeks ago

Something got that pregnant?

2 +1 howwonderfool 2 weeks ago

@Cincity1975 A facehugger. A retarded one.

7 +1 michealjordan96 2 weeks ago

There’s no way in hell that’s a woman.

5 +1 MisterProgneto 2 weeks ago

If she truly is pregnant, I would hate to see the guy that impregnated her.

9 +1 HaraKiri666 2 weeks ago

What the fuck is that fugly demon? Just shoot her dirty ass.

9 +1 JAY69JAY 2 weeks ago

what the actual fuck. ugly neegroe

10 +1 winsorcleveland 2 weeks ago

She escaped the leper colony.

12 +1 winsorcleveland 2 weeks ago

To democrats that thing is a 10.

8 +1 AngryHonky 2 weeks ago

"woman" - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

1 +1 Theocritus 2 weeks ago

A classic beauty.

12 +1 BillD.Wall 2 weeks ago

Under the influence of of monkey pox

19 +1 bigbritisbackagain 2 weeks ago

you mean someone fucked that thing lol:O

3 +1 Theocritus 2 weeks ago

Dudes will fuck anything.

9 +1 Jobby11227vvcf 2 weeks ago

FUGLY ZHE-B00N

3 +1 howwonderfool 2 weeks ago

@Jobby11227vvcf Just without the "F"..

14 +1 Uncle Ruckus 2 weeks ago

The 'touch the tip of your nose with your finger' sobriety test isn't gonna work on this one.

13 +1 ZuluHunters 2 weeks ago

Why is Miss India beauty competition winner in U.S?

2 +1 winsorcleveland 2 weeks ago

@ZuluHunters Good one.

12 +1 RugerOne 2 weeks ago

WTF... Did the Groid lose a fight with a wasp nest? Good Lord... Just Taser it till it bursts into flames!!!

8 +1 ElMarko65 2 weeks ago

Look up ugly in the dictionary and her picture is there.

10 +1 FlashyL 2 weeks ago

Whoever got that thing pregnant is one brave mofo or retarded just like that thing……

15 +1 sirmrmikey 2 weeks ago

"Touch your nose" "Which part of the 10 sq ft would you like me to touch ?" . Preggant, who in all that's blind would bonk that?

3 +1 howwonderfool 2 weeks ago

@sirmrmikey That must have been a really dark night.. Outage in the ghetto.

3 +1 ScreaminMime 2 weeks ago

OUTTA DA WAY ya AMATEURS... unnnnnnzip :P

7 +1 Illerinstinct89 2 weeks ago

I didn't Hoggle from labyrinth went full tranny mode

0 +1 Illerinstinct89 2 weeks ago

@Illerinstinct89 know*

16 +1 voviw88279 2 weeks ago

shapeshifting incomplete

17 +1 BazBamigboy 2 weeks ago

I Thought Leprosy Had Been Cured.

10 +1 rightisleft 2 weeks ago

Witch please...wtf is that?

7 +1 iceni2 2 weeks ago

@rightisleft it`s a Bigfoot

1 +1 howwonderfool 2 weeks ago

@iceni2 Looks awful when shaved that much..