Florida woman flies past deputies with no lights then remembers she might be pregnant


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BUSTED: Florida woman flies past deputies with no lights on then remembers she might be pregnant in the back seat

Katerina Robinson, 45, blew through Marion County with the headlights off and the speedometer up. She kissed the curb pulling over and already had a fat lip for the conversation.

The officer announced himself and she immediately asked why he was being smart.

Officers found a large Icehouse in the cup holder. Cold and still sweating.

The field tests were a disaster and the upper lip did not help the speech.

After she was in the car, she let everyone know she was pregnant…. That’s diabolical

At the jail she blew a .134 and a .129. The numbers were clearer than the story. The fat lip stayed for booking.
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1 +1 phergus 1 month ago

Is that some leprosy or syphilis going on there ?.

1 +1 WhiteAngloZaxxonPro 1 month ago

She pretty, but she ain't as pretty as me!

4 +1 fi4451 1 month ago

How many beers deep you gotta be in to hit that!? Holy shit!

9 +1 Cincity1975 1 month ago

Something got that pregnant?

2 +1 howwonderfool 1 month ago

@Cincity1975 A facehugger. A retarded one.

7 +1 michealjordan96 1 month ago

There’s no way in hell that’s a woman.

5 +1 MisterProgneto 1 month ago

If she truly is pregnant, I would hate to see the guy that impregnated her.

9 +1 HaraKiri666 1 month ago

What the fuck is that fugly demon? Just shoot her dirty ass.

9 +1 JAY69JAY 1 month ago

what the actual fuck. ugly neegroe

10 +1 winsorcleveland 1 month ago

She escaped the leper colony.

12 +1 winsorcleveland 1 month ago

To democrats that thing is a 10.

8 +1 AngryHonky 1 month ago

"woman" - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

1 +1 Theocritus 1 month ago

A classic beauty.

12 +1 BillD.Wall 1 month ago

Under the influence of of monkey pox

19 +1 bigbritisbackagain 1 month ago

you mean someone fucked that thing lol:O

3 +1 Theocritus 1 month ago

Dudes will fuck anything.

9 +1 Jobby11227vvcf 1 month ago

FUGLY ZHE-B00N

3 +1 howwonderfool 1 month ago

@Jobby11227vvcf Just without the "F"..

14 +1 Uncle Ruckus 1 month ago

The 'touch the tip of your nose with your finger' sobriety test isn't gonna work on this one.

13 +1 ZuluHunters 1 month ago

Why is Miss India beauty competition winner in U.S?

2 +1 winsorcleveland 1 month ago

@ZuluHunters Good one.

12 +1 RugerOne 1 month ago

WTF... Did the Groid lose a fight with a wasp nest? Good Lord... Just Taser it till it bursts into flames!!!

8 +1 ElMarko65 1 month ago

Look up ugly in the dictionary and her picture is there.

10 +1 FlashyL 1 month ago

Whoever got that thing pregnant is one brave mofo or retarded just like that thing……

15 +1 sirmrmikey 1 month ago

"Touch your nose" "Which part of the 10 sq ft would you like me to touch ?" . Preggant, who in all that's blind would bonk that?

3 +1 howwonderfool 1 month ago

@sirmrmikey That must have been a really dark night.. Outage in the ghetto.

3 +1 ScreaminMime 1 month ago

OUTTA DA WAY ya AMATEURS... unnnnnnzip :P

7 +1 Illerinstinct89 1 month ago

I didn't Hoggle from labyrinth went full tranny mode

0 +1 Illerinstinct89 1 month ago

@Illerinstinct89 know*

16 +1 voviw88279 1 month ago

shapeshifting incomplete

17 +1 Callidus 1 month ago

I Thought Leprosy Had Been Cured.

10 +1 rightisleft 1 month ago

Witch please...wtf is that?

7 +1 iceni2 1 month ago

@rightisleft it`s a Bigfoot

1 +1 howwonderfool 1 month ago

@iceni2 Looks awful when shaved that much..