Michigan driver arrested in a parking lot after doing a burnout for Instagram


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Battle Creek, MI - A Battle Creek man may have to wait a big longer for his first date after city officials filed what they said was the first civil forfeiture lawsuit under the city's updated public nuisance ordinance.
The City of Battle Creek announced Friday it is asking a court to forfeit a 2024 Ford Mustang after its driver, identified as Jaylone Porter, allegedly performed donuts in the parking lot of the West Columbia Avenue Meijer gas station, just feet from active fuel pumps.
According to the city, the incident happened around 7:30 a.m. on June 14 while a Battle Creek police officer was nearby.
Police said Porter used the Mustang, which had been purchased only days earlier, to spin its tires and perform donuts in an apparent attempt to create content for social media.
According to the city, Porter admitted what he was doing when officers approached him, telling police, "I just woke up and felt like spinning 'em."
The city said he also told officers he "needed a flick for my gram" to boost a livestream and, after being arrested, exclaimed, "This is so cool! I'm locked up!" while estimating the arrest would bring him "at least 100 viewers."
Officials said Porter later remarked that he was "not getting caught again" and suggested finding another location where he could continue spinning the vehicle. The city also said he told officers his arrest disrupted plans for a first date in Ohio later that evening, meaning he would have to rent a car or borrow his father's vehicle.
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0 +1 howwonderfool 2 weeks ago

Electric toilet brush, with a bad case of diarrhea; and full of shit.

0 +1 L.X 2 weeks ago

Guy was just having a little fun, cop shoulda hit him with a warning.

1 +1 kma8675309 2 weeks ago

Seize his car, turn it into an undercover police car LOL

2 +1 Lemmiwinks 2 weeks ago

“Who are all the pussy shirt” meaning that’s the stuff he wears for everyday apparel. Holy fuckkkkkk

4 +1 Lemmiwinks 2 weeks ago

@Lemmiwinks ATE ATE ATE ATE

0 +1 Gangsterballen 2 weeks ago

@Lemmiwinks I salute your reading ????

1 +1 Northantsno1 2 weeks ago

“ I could see and hear the smoke “ Ok officer - idiot

4 +1 YOLO_ 2 weeks ago

That was not 'mere feet from an active fuel pump". He was way off by himself.

2 +1 SoWhatHappenedWas 2 weeks ago

Battle Creek, Mich. "Cereal City". This is where Fruit Loops and Frosted Flakes were born too. True story. Looks like Cocoa got Krispied today.

4 +1 QuartPlus8oz 2 weeks ago

Bust him under the obscenity ordinance for his T-Shirt. I could hear the K9 panting, wanting to bite a hole in his ass.

11 +1 sirmrmikey 2 weeks ago

First thing get a weed wacker to that dishmop on its head, second thing give it English lessons, third thing tie a rock to it's leg and throw it in the river.

1 +1 SoWhatHappenedWas 2 weeks ago

@sirmrmikey My older brother was acting up in the 70s. Peter Frampton's "Comes Alive" album was hot. My brother's hair was almost like his on the album cover. I know my uncle in the military advised my Mother to get that hair cut off. It happened.

3 +1 JobyFluorine 2 weeks ago

Wow. Crusty The Clown ain't doing so good, huh? Big Circus really will chew you up and spit you out.