Miami boaters step in to rescue paddleboarders caught in powerful tides

salt water is an very good antiseptic

i hope he has some hand sanitizer

Boat paid for by us through tax exploitation

thought he was gonna ass fuck her with his hand for a start

Where the fuck else was he supposed to grab her?!?! It's not like she came with handles. Maybe he should have left her to wait until he could come back with a DEI lesbian firefighter that can't lift a bag of coffee?

That first Jew looked like Epstein and pulled an Epstein, not surprised…..

Grab"m by the juicy legally!

Powerful tides? LOL. Most likely powerful currents. People often underestimate the power of strong currents. They can get you into serious trouble very quickly. I once rescued two kayakers on Lake Michigan. At first, I noticed them waving their hands, but as I got closer, their waving became frantic. They were literally 5 miles offshore. When I picked them up, they were clearly frightened. As it turned out, they were Chicago police officers. They handed me their cards, perhaps as a "get out of jail free" card. LOL.

My yacht would have cabins for each and a wardrobe of designer gowns I would make them wear.

He got a handful, helping some ladies in distress - no harm done. I once had to fireman-carry a teen girl off a jetty I was fishing on.
She was barefoot, on wet rocks, slipped, and mangled her foot. I had studded shoes, got her to the beach, where strangers were understandably
concerned. She preferred that I carry her to the beach entrance of her building, where her friend's took over.

He found a way to touch sexy asses without getting into trouble.

He will receive a presidential pardon.

Grab her by the ass.