Meanwhile in India

Well, their Father's Day celebrations are off to a smashing start!

Emergency! Call.... ... ... A scientist!

What, no live wire this time..?

Phallus envy because of tiny male genitalia. Often the female clitoris is longer and heavier. With their unnaturally tall, wobbly structures, they try to pay homage to the gods, draw closer to them, and ask them to enlarge their manhood. They focus primarily on Ganesha, their elephant-headed god, who in some depictions also has an elephant’s penis. What these idiots don’t realize is that this has always been wishful thinking—after all, he actually has a tiny little penis.