Amazon driver attacked by tenant who tried to redirect package meant for someone else

@Galaga All Cannibal Cruises should terminate in Liberia.

@SoWhatHappenedWas Geezuss. Did that STEMI happen to you? I just went through an entire battery of tests for my ticker. I need more cardio and less beer.

Also, my neighborhood is super safe when it comes to packages left in front. Too many old people with guns!

@JobyFluorine Yes. Stats show I'm really not supposed to be alive but told "you got here just in time". Scary thing is I really didn't even know what was happening but whatever it is, it's bad. I was going to take a shower first but decided to go NOW. Real chest pain didn't start until about 5 miles into the 8 mile drive to the hospital THEN realized it's probably a heart attack. Thought it "might" be before leaving and took 3 aspirin. Primary care doctor told me 'that was smart". They immediately do EKG and inject you with dye to pinpoint the blockage. I asked, if I'm 100% blocked why isn't there routine testing at certain age etc to discover this before it's this bad? Was told "insurance doesn't pay for it so nobody does it or prescribes it". I'm not in bad shape was 20 lbs overweight at the time but otherwise good. They can happen to anyone.

There's a Trump Rally at a major intersection near me every Sunday - still. I'm not saying it's right (but it's OK). They don't F around up here. I obtained my CPL after this heart attack. I'm not having another one due to a "situation" .

@Korben Dallas In some situations you have legal right to kill it even with bullets if necessary via disparity of force. I could, and would've.

@Korben Dallas "Oh! I'M FALLING"! Land on top of that 'boon on the steps.

@Cripple They are also entitled to Lake City Quiet Pills. No charge!