“Who’s gonna make me walk out, cuz? You can’t touch me.”

@deadmanj82 yeah you have to use force on animals sometimes

@Pistolero555 "Mosey" is his fastest speed.

@[email protected] Or shot

@[email protected] I’m laughing out loud at the mechanic shop.

@dingus369
80? You're too kind. Not one of these apes has an IQ over 60 - max. They are the reason the average IQ in the country is only 98 instead of 150.

@BullDoggin Hate to be the one to break it to you, but a 100 IQ IS the average. That's just how it works.

@JeffHirtle Average IQ is different by race. The US' standard for mental retardation used to be 85, but we had to lower it to 70 because having it at 85 would make over 50% of blacks clinically retarded and eligible for lifetime welfare

@Broken_Empire i know was praying for one to pop off in that mutt

@L.X
Spoiled the ending

@Theocritus A million dollars each? Is that the bounty? Fuuuck, I'd do it for way less than that! Some would do it for free!

@JobyFluorine No, he's suggesting that we offer them $one mil/each to return to Africa but their citizenship will be permanently revoked and they can collect the money once they get to Africa. Caveat that they cannot ever return to the US once the deal is made. It would cost roughly 5% of one year of military funding.

@BullDoggin I like my idea better! The money goes right back into the U.S. economy. Win win.

@Theocritus Not a bad plan. It would only cost us about 52 billion and we'd be rid of them forever. Think of the savings!

@BullDoggin How'd you get $52B? That's only 52,000 people at $1M each. The U.S. has around fifty million people that identify as black. That would be $50T.

@JobyFluorine 50 billion by my math.

@JobyFluorine wait, youre right, 50 trillion. That is a lot. Ok we'll have to lower it to 100k apeice, which will go a long way in Africa.

@Theocritus I still think it should be a bounty! Faster results! And guaranteed effectiveness!

@JobyFluorine how do we collect the evidence for the bounty though, ears, gold teef?

@Theocritus Scalp them! Just like the Injuns taught us!

@Swedishtroll69 "Don't touch me, cuz! Don't touch me, cuz! Don't touch me, cuz! Why you touchin' me cuz?"

@JobyFluorine

Yes, well soon get into fatigue coma.