How exactly do they “certify” someone’s gayness?

"How exactly do they “certify” someone’s gayness?"

well, at a stretch, it's to do with the diameter of their arsehole........

You liberals are some weak little faqs.

Ryan and Danny are the best.

That is exactly where DEI is headed to. It will be given as the leading factor of the Second Civil War by future historians, with ZOG a close second.

Just measure the diameter of the anus, which gives you an idea, but it's not 100% accurate. In men who like to eat a lot of chili, the anal opening is often frayed as well.

Fuck'em all! Filthy pigs.

Gayvin Newscum will be personally performing the gay certification himself given no one else has his credentials.

DEI HR departments absolutely do vet who fits their diversity narrative tho. Attractiveness is way more important to them there

Bro, just stretch out your unemployment for another month!