K9 Kept wagging that happy tail

Somebody earned a spa day at the groomers!

I thought that was common knowledge... Tail-wagging doesn't necessarily mean friendliness... but rather excitement.

you must have done something pretty bad to have a dog released on you

Those K9 officers and their dogs train and train for this stuff and they both love it when the dog gets to take someone down. I used to work with a K9 officer and getting bit through the pads doesn't feel good. I can only imagine what it would feel like to have one latch down on you without the pads.

Give that dog a STEAK!

Now K9 has to lick his ass to get the taste out of his mouth

No more of this fkn crap jungle jibberish FFS!