Man leaves prison, learns his cousin died en route to pick him up 30 minutes earlier

@[email protected] HA!

@Lemmiwinks over a parking space or scuffed gym shoe while celebrating at da club.

@Gunthrix yeah reading that caption almost gave me a stroke

@Swedishtroll69 "Boy, yaw name is TOBY!"

@Alcyone Passaway. I love their ethnic names! Such sick and violent culture.

@JobyFluorine Rich and vibrant! Oh! Autocorrect! You are so naughty!

@BillD.Wall i couldn't imagine posting a damn thing about me other than a bunch of stoopid comments, but i sure am glad others do. It makes for some good watching.

@Quint_Beastwood What in particular? His reaction? Them telling him right there, outside the jail? The shooting just happening twenty minutes earlier on the way to pick him up? The fact that they fucking filmed his reaction?

It doesn't seem awful to me. Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas. If you want to be a thug there's a price to pay. This dude's cousin apparently paid that toll.

@XtraChromosome It's a process. It takes time. Drive by shootings don't happen every day.

@JobyFluorine

I've been thinking a lot about that. It's 2026, why don't we have drive in shootings?

@Swedishtroll69 Hahaha! They drive thru store fronts to steal ATMs! It's a matter of time before they put 2 and 2 together!

@QuartPlus8oz The 'boons should have told him "in da cah on da way to da licka stow to get a fowty of malt licka and a shawty of notty head".

@uberschadenfreude English is a tough language to lear, especially for native English speakers, apparently.

@JobyFluorine

Damn Joby, you're mouth is on fire today.

@Swedishtroll69 Spank you. Spank you very mulch! : D

@JobyFluorine

PMP

@theodin2 They are the only people that I've ever seen filming or taking pictures at a funeral. Why? Mourning is a private thing, something that you only share with immediate family and closest friends. Not the entire world. Also, why do they twerk at funerals?

@Cripple Really? I can only assume that his cuzz was in the same family business that put him behind bars. If you want to be a thug there are dues to pay. It looks like cuzz is all paid up.

There are literally ten thousand children that die every day from malnutrition and starvation. Every single day. When we start doing something about that, I'll maybe start feeling something when mafia and cartel members die on the streets in puddles of their own blood. Maybe.

@JobyFluorine
Point taken.
But we don't know about his cousin.
He could have been totally straight and was trying to make sure that his incarcerated cousin there got on the right track when he got out.