Woman has a solution over Spirit Airlines being bankrupt:


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Quick, everyone throw in $50 so we can turn it into a ‘people’s co-op airline’ run by vibes and group chats.

Next flight: delayed 6 hours because the pilot’s having a ‘manifestation circle’ with the crew, and the snacks are now crystal-infused kale chips.
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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
0 +1 tommix1 2 weeks ago

New rule as follows: credit card deposit on flights, any freakouts will have a $5000 fee associated with them plus fuel costs. Consent is implied upon boarding.

2 +1 The Führer! 2 weeks ago

All I heard was a lot of queefing.

0 +1 JobyFluorine 2 weeks ago

Oh, I know. Maybe they should just make more money? Then they won't go out of business for sure.

1 +1 Penzman 2 weeks ago

We'll name it Spit-or-Swallow airlines in her honor.

4 +1 Coolestjunglemonkey 2 weeks ago

Mental

1 +1 JobyFluorine 2 weeks ago

@Coolestjunglemonkey And a little bit stoopid, too.

3 +1 Browser12 2 weeks ago

you need anal you fucktard

18 +1 Kate666 2 weeks ago

This girl has no idea how a business operates...

0 +1 JobyFluorine 2 weeks ago

@Kate666 Lol! Most kids nowadays don't!

9 +1 454Roy 2 weeks ago

It will still go bankrupt

1 +1 JobyFluorine 2 weeks ago

@454Roy Yes, but at least now they can afford the CEO's multi-million dollar severance package.

11 +1 scanner721 3 weeks ago

What a fucking air head.

10 +1 ScreaminMime 3 weeks ago

I'll donate $100 if every passenger gets a burger king hat at boarding :D