Another Reason You Should Never Travel to Brazil

I travelled to Brazil around 20 years ago. And unlike this stupid cunt, I left my expensive gear in the safe at the hotel before going out on foot. I realised immediately on arrival when the driver deadlocked us in his taxi and drove us through the 'lesser' parts of Sao Paulo, that I should never have packed anything decent in the first place...

Basically if you have nice things over there and don't have a gun, 99% chance you're going to get robbed at some stage... That's why they all wear cheap t-shirts, shorts and flip-flops, as these shitbags will have the shoes off your feet.

So if "gibs me dat" is universal. Street justice should be universal too...... if it was common practise in the uk, i'd be opening a tyre shop. Tomorrow.