She asks her doctor, "How do I get my husband to calm down? "

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The doctor replies, "Simply take a drink of water, and swish it back and forth in your mouth. Just don't swallow."

Surprisingly, it worked. Time and again, whenever her husband started ranting or getting worked up, she'd quietly take a sip of water and swish it around.

He'd see her doing it, pause mid-sentence, and eventually just... stop. The aggravation would drain right out of him.Weeks later, he finally asked, "What's with the water thing? Why do you do that?"

She smiled sweetly and said, "My doctor told me to swish water whenever I feel like saying something I'll regret."

He blinked. Then laughed. And for the first time in years, the house stayed peaceful.

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