She asks her doctor, "How do I get my husband to calm down? "

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The doctor replies, "Simply take a drink of water, and swish it back and forth in your mouth. Just don't swallow."

Surprisingly, it worked. Time and again, whenever her husband started ranting or getting worked up, she'd quietly take a sip of water and swish it around.

He'd see her doing it, pause mid-sentence, and eventually just... stop. The aggravation would drain right out of him.Weeks later, he finally asked, "What's with the water thing? Why do you do that?"

She smiled sweetly and said, "My doctor told me to swish water whenever I feel like saying something I'll regret."

He blinked. Then laughed. And for the first time in years, the house stayed peaceful.

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6 +1 kansaiking 1 month ago

hope she leared something........

5 +1 Lemmiwinks 1 month ago

If it was real that woman would have scorched the planet to ensure that doctor is disbarred and sued for every cent he has. She looks like a bitch idk

5 +1 Quint_Beastwood 1 month ago

Get back in the kitchen and fix that man some tacos! While you apologize and beg his forgiveness.

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3 +1 tommix1 1 month ago

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9 +1 XtraChromosome 1 month ago

Its true. Women dont know how to leave shit alone

5 +1 BillD.Wall 1 month ago

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and the parrot say's . . .

8 +1 HAL_9000 1 month ago

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5 +1 Freakazoidalmaniac 1 month ago

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6 +1 MatchboxxCar 1 month ago

The other day I went to my doctor, and told him that my penis has turned orange.
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