She asks her doctor, "How do I get my husband to calm down? "

hope she leared something........

If it was real that woman would have scorched the planet to ensure that doctor is disbarred and sued for every cent he has. She looks like a bitch idk

Get back in the kitchen and fix that man some tacos! While you apologize and beg his forgiveness.

Guy walks into a bar, sees another guy at the bar with a chimp, they speak and he says "What can he do?" other guy slaps the chimp and it gives him a BJ. He then asks the chimpless guy " wanna try it?" Guy says " yeah, just don't slap me so hard"

A man goes to the doctor complaining about a severe pain in his rear end.
The doctor examines him and says, "You have hemorrhoids. I'm going to prescribe you these suppositories. Take them twice a day for a week." A week later, the man storms back into the office. "Doc," he yells, "these things are absolutely useless! They haven't helped the pain at all, and they taste awful!" "Taste? Wait a minute... you haven't been eating them, have you?" The man looks at the doctor, "Of course! What do you expect me to do, shove them up my ass?"

Its true. Women dont know how to leave shit alone

A 'groid walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder , and the bartender say's " Hey , - where'd you get that ? "
and the parrot say's . . .

A tranny goes to the doctor, and the doc says, "I need a blood sample, a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample"
The trannys replies "I'm in kind of a hurry. Can I just leave my underwear?"

Guy goes to doctor for results of his recent tests. Doctor says "I'm really sorry mr Johnson, your tests show that you have chronic alzheimers and cancer" he says "oh well, at least I don't have Cancer....."

The other day I went to my doctor, and told him that my penis has turned orange.
He told me to always wash my hands after I eat cheetos.