He once said he’d never have kids because he has porphyria ...

Well, just a reminder how badly we're doing, worse off most of us on the site are, thank you ghoul-faced guy

If that were me I'd shave off that Abe Lincoln beard and get a cool looking mask. No way I'd just walk around looking like a Ghoul from Fallout.

I keep trying to scroll the homepage and this guy keeps jumpscaring me

not his kids

GOD IS GREATTER THAN ANYONE ANYTHING ANY SITUATION

GOD bless you brother!!! Most Americans have given away their DNA.

He can still mog half the users of theync.com

He has beautiful children and a beautiful wife. And that's good for him.

He has a mild case as compared to other cases I've seen

Same look all our wives and gfs have to look at during those last seconds of passion... he just wears it permanently

great now us us tax payers are going to be paying for his kids to eat and pay for his disability pay checks

His wife must have some kind of fetish.

That's pretty cool. Poor guy. Wth happened to him.