Attacked and tased while DJing by crazy French woman


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what started as a peaceful DJ mix in Marseille, France, turned into a dangerous confrontation. This is the full story of what happened when I was attacked while filming my latest mix.

what i expected to be a chill mix, turned into something much more intense and sinister. i was mid-way through filming and a lady approached from the beach. my audio was already very quiet but when i saw her i turned it completely off.

keep in mind, she had to have heard my music because she approached me (unless she just saw me and wanted to cause trouble). so i'm guessing that it was audible from where she was. still, as soon as i saw her, i turned it completely off.

she then demanded that i come and speak to her. i was in the middle of filming, and i could still hear my mix in my headphones, so i was going to finish what i was doing. that was not enough for her, so she stormed away, saying she would call the cops. i was ok with this, as i'd prefer the police come and sort it out. there's absolutely no reason to use violence in a situation like this.

after finishing my mix, i packed my stuff and headed for the single exit of the area. carrying 30kg of gear on my back, my dj mixer in one hand, and my 360 camerain the other, i began documenting what had happened. little did i know that she would appear again, corner me next to the rocks and start her own unprovoked confrontation.

she splashed hot coffee on me, deployed a weapon and physically assaulted me. as i spun around confused, she went to pick up a rock. at that point, she tripped on another rock and i sprinted away.

leaving the scene completely rattled, i began to process what had happened. what i do here with my mixes is completely peaceful, and as i'm doing this often in public places, i want to be respectful to those around. anytime someone asks me to turn it off (which has only happened once, 3 years ago), i will do so with full respect. in this case, that was not enough for her.. she had to lash out.

regardless, you'll see what happened, and what happened afterwards. later that day, i went on a long hike to calm down. i met some fantastic people from the area, showed them the footage and got their opinion. they were all completely shocked and assured me that this was not normal at all.
later that afternoon, i found a secluded spot on the cliffs to film another mix. you'll find that mix on my channel as well. it comes with a sombre tone, as i wanted to isolate myself to just be alone with the music for the sunset.later i decide to go to the police, and you'll learn all about that in my vlog.

i just want to say, what we're building here is not about violence, prejudice or ego. i see music as the ultimate form of connection. it transcends languages, time and all the people in the world. i have no idea what this person was experiencing that day but i know that what we're doing here with phikey is touching many more people in a massively positive way.

after this experience, it hardened my fortitude more than ever to continue creating these experiences and having a positive impact on those it reaches.
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0 +1 Zatoichi 1 week ago

Dick move by him, that will send any sensible person off, you don't disrupt ambience of everyone else for your own shit especially at those hours

1 +1 Jessica-nl 2 weeks ago

Simp

1 +1 Harrydonefor 3 weeks ago

What a pussy.

5 +1 YOLO_ 3 weeks ago

just fucking sock her dude jesus...

9 +1 essence25 3 weeks ago

Wow! feminization of men is complete.

8 +1 Nutmeg50 3 weeks ago

THE FIRST THING THAT HAS COME TO MY MIND IS THIS; WHERE HAVE ALL THE BALLS ON MEN GONE TO???? HAVE THEY ALL LOST THEM? DID THEY FALL OFF??? THE SHIT THAT MIGHT COME DOWN FOR AMERICA ALONE (EVEN THO THIS IS IN THAT SHITHOLE FRANCE) IS THAT A POSSIBLE DRAFT WILL BE A DISASTEROUS ENDEAVOR. WHY? BECAUSE JUST ABOUT ALL THE MEN HAVE LOST THEIR BALLS!!! I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THEY PISS OUT OF THEIR ASS WHO KNOWS, BUT THEY WILL RATHER RUN, BE CHASED BY A 4'9 WITCH WITH A TASER. YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOCKED THAT BITCH RIGHT INTO LAST TUESDAY WITH YOUR LITTLE PIANO SLUNG OVER YOUR SHOULDER LIKE A PURSE YOU TWAT!!!!! WHERE'S YOUR BALLS????

0 +1 UP URANUS 3 weeks ago

@Nutmeg50 You got balls I want to bite!

1 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@Nutmeg50 calm down buddy, this has nothing to do with America or an alleged draft. You need to eat a fukin snickers.

8 +1 UP URANUS 3 weeks ago

Good for her. Canadians are ASSHOLES!

2 +1 UP URANUS 3 weeks ago

@BUTT MASTA ...and they are confortably dumb. Bwhahhahahahahahahahaha

2 +1 bootysaurusrex 3 weeks ago

@--EXPERT his name is comfortably_fagit, as all Canuckians are french bred nancies, surrender is in their blood.

0 +1 UP URANUS 3 weeks ago

@bootysaurusrex fagit and ghey. Bwhahhahahahahahah

0 +1 UP URANUS 3 weeks ago

@TAIL SCHOLAR and triggered....Bwhahahhahahahaha

2 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

How sweet of you to think of me, must be love.

0 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@bootysaurusrex yea na, the british pushed the french down to Louisiana and back to france. We allow them a few small islands in the seaway, but thats it.

0 +1 Zatoichi 1 week ago

@bootysaurusrex The dead nazis of ww2 and commie koreans, islamofascist dead of war on terror might have something to say about that

13 +1 XtraChromosome 3 weeks ago

Shes a firecracker i like her

10 +1 TasunkeWitco 3 weeks ago

Why do we care about this cuck?

25 +1 jackwise 3 weeks ago

You pussy! You should have bitch slapped her.

12 +1 elgringodecuba 3 weeks ago

Fuck you, go mix in your country, not anywhere at anytime

4 +1 MarGarTar 3 weeks ago

Last century's surrender monkey's finally coming good.

6 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

Every dikhead with a mixer thinks their a dj, just like them damn rappers. I have a buddy that i see occasionally, and he always aska me if i want to hear his latest rap. Fuk no, i tell him. But he insists. I tenn him he is no Grandmaster Flash or Mr. Mixx, lame ass mofo had to google them. :cheerful:

2 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb *they're.

21 +1 LeftSucks 3 weeks ago

If only the french brought that fire to WW1 and 2

3 +1 XtraChromosome 3 weeks ago

@LeftSucks they won in ww1... smarten up

6 +1 FacelessMen 3 weeks ago

@XtraChromosome France was stuck in a brutal stalemate in WWI. France was taking heavier losses and suffering more on its own territory than Germany. US entry tipped the balance of the war.

0 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@XtraChromosome what exactly did they win, and why do they continue to this day to be such dikheads?

31 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

The French are assholes.

9 +1 oroboros 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb
For what reason? What did they do to you?

7 +1 StandYourGround 3 weeks ago

@oroboros i couldn't read that in anything other than a french accent. Lmao

3 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@StandYourGround :cheerful:

6 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@oroboros they refused me service in Chicoutimi for a flat trailer tire because they saw my Ontario plates, joke was on them. I speak fluent French and let them have it.

4 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb oi realize it's a generalization, but lots of people here paint with a broad brush so I thought I would join in on the fun. No offence to the French.

3 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@oroboros where I live was settled by Le Voyageurs. Half of the stop signs are French. We Canadians like to English speakers like to rattle the Frenchie's chains and vice versa.

3 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb * English speakers like to rattle the Frenchie's chains and vice versa. Tis all in good fun.

1 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@oroboros The thing that pisses me off the most is Voltaire's dismissal of canada as "a few acres of snow." :cheerful:

4 +1 oroboros 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb
Why this cannonade of several intermissions? Accumulated frustration? Leave Voltaire out of this. He was the greatest philosopher of his time, and that continues today.

0 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@oroboros you asked me a question and i gave you multiple answers. Do you even know who Voltaire is?

3 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb you must be french and still pissed off that Churchill sank your fleet. Cannonade? Buddy, im doing this for fun.

3 +1 oroboros 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb
In my way of thinking, Churchill was a big pig well fed by the Rothschilds.

3 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@oroboros in my way of thinking, so was de Gaulle. He took the rothschilds money and ran, leaving his people to the mercy of the germans.

0 +1 oroboros 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb
Concerning Voltaire, I was quite clear. No?

0 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@oroboros what format would you perfer?

0 +1 oroboros 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb
Compact and well structured. I am ordained.

1 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@oroboros at least I'm not whining about Trump.

0 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb *not that you are either.

2 +1 oroboros 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb
Trump betrayed trust, and that cannot be forgiven.

0 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@oroboros you claimed to be ordained yet you refuse forgivness?

1 +1 oroboros 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb
The forgiveness process consists of several stages. I'm not sure if I could make it to the last one.

0 +1 Pigsbloodprojectile 3 weeks ago

@oroboros

Mo

No, he wasn't !

0 +1 Pigsbloodprojectile 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb
No, he was right ! ????

0 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@oroboros i suppose i have multiple answers to your question. We can discuss them if you wish. :cheerful:

0 +1 oroboros 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb
One answer is enough. As you can see from my absences, I have also other things to do.

0 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@oroboros to be fair, i dont see when you're not here, only when you are, you give your presence too much credit, your time is not more precious than mine.

0 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@oroboros lol, as if one answer would be enough.

17 +1 Freakazoidalmaniac 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb stick by youre convictions dude. Fuck him. You're right. They're assholes. Cowardly assholes at that!

3 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@Freakazoidalmaniac yea, I was in Cannes for the film festival in '89, the French mocked me because I didn't speak Parisian French. Fuk them.

1 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb I highly recommend Le cote d'azure as a holiday destination.

0 +1 Reeker 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb All you need to know is their philosphers. The fact that anyone even bothered to listen to them is disturbing in itself. That and they push for the age of consent to be basically 'toddlers'.

0 +1 Zatoichi 1 week ago

@Comfortably_numb Sure, but not in this case I think

2 +1 tommix1 3 weeks ago

Pardon my French.

32 +1 oroboros 3 weeks ago

It's pretty hilarious, how a hip faggot gets chased by a little lady. On the other hand, it is worrying to see how helpless and defenseless these modern men are.

3 +1 Charles_muller 3 weeks ago

@oroboros However, she attacked him not just with her hand but with threats, coffee, an electroshock weapon, and she grabbed a rock. At one point, he was holding his (maybe expensive) sunglasses in one hand and had his case strapped over his shoulder. Plus, filming all that was giving him the option to try to inflict on her some legal retribution later on.

2 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@Charles_muller holy fuk, you sound like Sherlok Holmes.

2 +1 oroboros 3 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb
Indeed, it is an in-depth investigation, like in the good old days.

0 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@oroboros :cheerful:

0 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@oroboros

31 +1 WHITETRASHLOSERS 3 weeks ago

what a pussy boy

2 +1 L.X 3 weeks ago

Fake and gay

2 +1 Charles_muller 3 weeks ago

I wonder what she would have done if she had had a knife or a handgun.

0 +1 Charles_muller 3 weeks ago

Enculé dosn't mean a**h0le, it is rather like s0d0mized (the past participle) but you turn it onto a noun.

0 +1 Charles_muller 3 weeks ago

@Charles_muller * into a noun

0 +1 Comfortably_numb 3 weeks ago

@Charles_muller yea, something like that.

34 +1 MurderLake 3 weeks ago

What a fag. Should've knocker her the fuck out.

0 +1 Zatoichi 1 week ago

@MurderLake He's the one in the wrong though