This Man Losing His Pants Is his LEAST Concern

For a head on vehicle collision, he's doin alright! Maybe his excess weight actually saved him from getting vaulted too far like behind the vehicle


That and those bars

The FIRST thing you check, is the frank and beans .

Not pants; it's like a towel wrapped around his waist. This type of garment can easily come off at any time.

So, the only two people driving down a back alley manage to collide. Next thing you know, there's dozens of people standing around. Where did they all come from? Do they, like, just sit around in their shacks, waiting for shit like this to happen?

Not only was he not wearing a helmet, he didn't even have a jock strap!

As he somersaulted onto the car roof and slid down, his life flashed before his eyes, and in the process he began to evacuate his bowels. You can’t see it in the video, but the helpful bystanders reacted immediately and gently pulled him away to gang-rape him. That’s the Indian tradition after an accident if you’ve survived.

He’s not too fit but he’s ready to shit!

Now, turn around and spread'em

seems hes the luckiest indian today...