DOOM BREAK: I was Today Years Old When I learned This.... Glad I got on the Internet Today.

Funny as a female I agree with this guy .I don't like soggy toast and I'll stand it / prop it up against another piece of toast

Just leaving it in the toaster will achieve the same result.

MUDSHARK ALERT! Sorry for your future genetically screwed up offspring.

Bonne Maman's best , too. Got my ol' lady hooked on their lemon curd.

Dry white toast like Elwood Blues? Give me four fried chickens and a coke.

I do it all the time.

woman just got owned and had to literally video tape it and try to denounce the man for it

It's fucking toast.. Jesus Christ

Young man is spot on. Classy restaurants always bring out toast on a toast caddy for that exact reason.

Genius level

Sounds logical

He's not wrong.

How bout some g'damn meat between those slices, like a man!

thanks bro... I'm trying this today. Lol