Last Day At Work Of A Cookie Factory Worker

When they sack her for fucking around ...she could get a job with Cirque Du Soleil

Those Vietnamese bakery cookies that all taste vanilla no matter the flavor. That was Tyler's idea.

I couldn't imagine the seconds of shear terror as the realization of death unfolded her.

Gives those cookies that crotch sweat flavor.

She is now OSHA certified

I aint eating that batch..........................hard pass

AND YOU WONDER WHY THESE FOURTH WORLD SHITHOLES ARE THE WAY THEY ARE.

They probably have no concept of workplace safety. Never touch a moving machine!

That’s the way the cookie crumbles drum roll please

As if having 'murdered by a cookie dough mixer' on their death certificate isn't bad enough, once the fucking thing was done spinning the life out of them, it seemingly proceeds to remove the their clothing to complete their undignified journey to the other side..! I can think of better ways to go.

Edit: Last day at life.....

Hey look! My chocolate cookies have STRAWBERRY in them.
Funny, they don't taste like strawberries though.

The Cookie Monster is real!

that feeling when you set the pilates machine to hardcore mode

How long did this lonely ride last??

Terrible. Fruck all employers who don't ensure adequate workplace safety.

no no no. we said chocolate CHIP cookies. not chocolate HIP cookies.....

Fatal Cookie Dough Contortionist Circus Act

Some like it torquey.

She might need a chiropractor

They just love taking new machinery for a spin