At this point, using public transportation is like having a death wish

He misses his cell mate

This dribbling excuse for a human looks and sounds a bit like the cabby from Total Recall "I've got five kids to feed"... Probably wouldn't be too far from the truth either, and likely a different ho for each sprog.

Neither one has the balls. Someone should've decked him in the back of the head and then clipped his fingers of so he can't steal again.

Tool to steal in his hand, pockets full of stolen goods.

Those who feel overly violent towards gays are usually secretly gay themselves. Everybody knows this by now. Except him.....