Kraft Parmesan can't melt because it has WOOD in it


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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
0 +1 Slickwad 5 hours ago

Don't worry The Great White Hope Donald Trump will fix it.

0 +1 Slickwad 5 hours ago

Bullshit, that stuff melts.

0 +1 EttaFoster 9 hours ago

ᴄᴀꜱʜ ᴇᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ᴊᴏʙ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴀʀɴꜱ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ $700 ᴘᴇʀ ᴅᴀʏ. ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴘᴀɪᴅ ᴡᴇᴇᴋʟʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ $3500 ᴏʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟʏ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴇᴀꜱʏ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ. ɴᴏ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ꜱᴋɪʟʟꜱ ʀᴇQᴜɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴊᴏʙ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀʀ ᴇᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀᴡᴇꜱᴏᴍᴇ. ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ɪꜱ 2 ʜʀꜱ ᴀ ᴅᴀʏ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴊᴏʙ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴡᴇꜱᴏᴍᴇ. ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙʏ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟꜱ

ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴏᴋ…,.,.,,,,…… :heart::heart::heart: N­e­t­P­a­y­1.C­o­m

4 +1 Quint_Beastwood 10 hours ago

Its too late. We've been poisoned for years and years.

6 +1 redpillpreacher 14 hours ago

Kraft isn't even cheese to begin with, its a "pasteurized prepared cheese product" Kraft went to court back in the 90s to change the 'meaning' of cheese. It's cheaper to use chemicals vs. you know, milk. That's why their called, Kraft Singles, they can't use the word 'cheese' cause it isn't, cheese.

0 +1 Callidus 16 hours ago

I Like Wood

5 +1 Oculus_noctis 13 hours ago

@Callidus inserted?

4 +1 tommix1 16 hours ago

Been on the label for decades: contains cellulose to prevent caking. Cellulose=Wood.

3 +1 Theocritus 18 hours ago

People will blame corporations for this, but they should blame the US dollar, which is continuously being diluted to pay for all the Gibs Me Dats and wars not in America's interests, and I can tell you, it's mostly the Gibs Me Dats.

Standard two year aged Parmigiano sells, at the retail level, for $22 to 30 per pound. It's not that the cheese is so expensive, it's that the dollar is getting more worthless by the day.

0 +1 AkiraRules89 18 hours ago

Doesn’t wood burn.

2 +1 AkiraRules89 18 hours ago

@AkiraRules89 powdered cellulose, a purified plant fiber that can be derived from wood pulp

4 +1 tommix1 19 hours ago

Like I said, eat European.