Woman claims she was approached by ICE and asked if she was an American citizen because she had such a dark tan


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"Because I was so tan, they were about to handcuff me... and take me away, God knows where..." Patricia Krentcil said on the Light. Tan. Up. show.
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0 +1 howwonderfool 2 weeks ago

Melted Chucky from Child's Play 2.

3 +1 Quint_Beastwood 2 weeks ago

What's doo-doo face talkin about?

2 +1 RugerOne 2 weeks ago

Oh, as soon as I saw Tim Arnold, I knew this C*nt must be telling the truth!!! Scary part is, someone knocked this Bitch up to have a 5yr old... :sick: Wonder how many shots of hard liquor it took for that deed? I wonder if he smears Shit all over him too? :sick:

8 +1 GunnyHighway 2 weeks ago

She looks like she was beaten with a bag of nickels

9 +1 wrath04 2 weeks ago

You would think she'd be more concerned about catching the sick fuck who shit all over her face and arms, but I guess not! Must be Trump's fault.

4 +1 Mr.Triggerhappy 2 weeks ago

So it's Trump's fault she/he has made hundreds of bad choices? :woot::silly:

5 +1 Galaga 2 weeks ago

there is no way ICE stopped her, even they know you have way more problems to deal with than being illegal

10 +1 bigdawg1888 2 weeks ago

DAMN thats one ugly muther fucker

6 +1 Gutshot 2 weeks ago

I think she’s embellishing just a tad.

0 +1 winsorcleveland 2 weeks ago

Wait what this thing has friends.

9 +1 phergus 2 weeks ago

What the fudge is going on with her shit stained look ?>

7 +1 Satanbaby2 2 weeks ago

nice smooth tan.

5 +1 BigDaddyDiesel 2 weeks ago

tan mom! from howard stern show

20 +1 TheWorldIs 2 weeks ago

It looks like a cross between a failed spray tan and a trip through a wastewater tunnel...

3 +1 Browser12 2 weeks ago

Many of us support this. This is what it has become since so many were let in , and harmed our citizens stupid

11 +1 Lostcoss.82 2 weeks ago

Bullshit. You should be deported to a padded room.

17 +1 ultradiver180 2 weeks ago

Not a chance in hell that happened. Every indicator (Eye shifting, Body language, and voice tone) says you're lying. Lady your as ugly and vile on the outside as you are on the inside!

9 +1 GACannonGuy 2 weeks ago

No, that was because the trash coming in has no medical care and many are rotting like you. You fit a profile.

12 +1 ZooKeeper 2 weeks ago

Nog swine

33 +1 uberschadenfreude 2 weeks ago

I think the officers were just asking if you had recently pressed your face into a cow pie

6 +1 Coolestjunglemonkey 2 weeks ago

It's the tinman?

3 +1 BigDaddyDiesel 2 weeks ago

@Coolestjunglemonkey tan mom, howard stern show

14 +1 G.G._ALLIN 2 weeks ago

doodoo chocolate face:D

15 +1 Lemmiwinks 2 weeks ago

guys do we need to say anything here? i think we all get it

22 +1 Bellybutton 2 weeks ago

Wearing a paper bag would be appreciated!:woot:

0 +1 howwonderfool 2 weeks ago

@Bellybutton Not just a regular bag. Poena cullei ('penalty of the sack'). Under Roman law it was a type of death penalty (for killing someone closely blood related). The punished first beaten had been sewn in a leather sack or closed in a barrel, with four living animals (a dog, a snake, a monkey, and a rooster), and then being thrown into water.

27 +1 tommix1 2 weeks ago

She looks like a chocolate doughnut that spent an hour on the dashboard.

3 +1 Populus 2 weeks ago

@tommix1 DAAAMN!! Laughed so hard my gum flew out of my mouth :D :D

1 +1 harriettubbycrook 2 weeks ago

@tommix1 and 2 weeks old

16 +1 ScreaminMime 2 weeks ago

Tom Arnold has a podcast? :ermm:

10 +1 Left_Sucks_A55 2 weeks ago

nonsense? and thats coming from somebody who looks like they've spent a minute too long at Chernobyl.

6 +1 Populus 2 weeks ago

I think we all believe her story, right?

8 +1 nuffsaid2 2 weeks ago

Ok, that's enough internet for today...