Found one of the most confidently retarded people ever.

@elgringodecuba
The digital screen begins to glow,
As El Gringo de Cuba starts his show.
He logs right into the TWW space,
To drop his hot takes all over the place.

"The problem with women," he types with a glare,
"Is all their hysteria floating in air!"
He blames it for politics, weather, and plumbing,
With wild declarations no reader saw coming.

The comment section just stares at the screen,
At the most baffling logic they ever have seen.
Oh, Gringo de Cuba, your thoughts make no sense—
A relic of nonsense, incredibly dense.