They’re going to love him in prison.

Bro has drawn the short straw

Lord of the Dingaling Rings

The democrat prisoners will like him because he's the size of a child.

It wasn’t me copper, see? It’s was somebody else, see?

Willow

He can be put on dollhouse arrest.

I suspect this is from doing hard drugs at a very early age. He doesn't have the look of a midget in general with the big head.

I'm guessing that his mother and father are related.

Someone will protect him, it'd be like beating or SAing a child in front of other. Especially if his voice is as high pitched as he looks like he'd produce

He will need to order a ton of KY-Jelly from Amazon...or else, Bubba might hurt him unintentionally.

Wait till dindus in the same cellblock learn he has hidden gold.

Lock him up in a cell block full of tatted up spooks hahaha

oh, a tiny person. what an ugly midget.

Got their own lil fleshlight

Alfred Neuman goes to tha slam.

dead dwarf

Imagine being genital height. He must smell but crack and coochie all day long. Kinda wish I was that height now

obviously a genetically fucked unit, needs to be placed on a freak farm not in a standard prison

He the new prison fleshlight HAHAHAHAH