this kid is a nailgun. someone get this kid a beer


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This is a new level of fucked up
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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
0 +1 justanothersurfer 2 weeks ago

c'mon we've all been there

2 +1 Oculus_noctis 2 weeks ago

This reminds me... WARNING! A bit of a story....
25 years ago, i got a job in a VERY famous nightclub/music venue in Central London. U.K. as a barman. What a FANTASTIC job that was.
The club had GREAT music, great pussy, and I was an insomniac. The time of my life.... however....
One night, my manager said they were desperate for staff the next night "downstairs" in the attached gay club....
Being absolutely skint, and with trepidation, I agreed.
The night went ok, because there are 6 billion gays in London, it was fucking busy. I could concentrate on only serving alcohol to fags. Only thing......
Halfway through the night, I was DYING for a piss..... the "downstairs" club staff had to use customer toilets..... errrrrr no. A simple no. I held that piss in like a gladiator. (:D) Until the end, when the lights came on.
All I could see were guys dressed up like the village people, slobbering over each other with full on stubble to stubble contact :sick:
I waited. And waited, until there were only about 6 fags left in a club of 1000.
I went to the toilet. It was empty, apart from one comatosed fag slumped between the urinals.
I took the furthest away from him urinal I could find and pissed.
Towards the end of that piss, yet ANOTHER fag entered the toilets and chose one near the comatosed fag.
Mr comatose woke up and said, guess what to the other guy?
"Piss on me" was what I heard in his faggy voice.
That was my "insight" into the world of gayness.
My god they're wrong. So wrong.

1 +1 Lemmiwinks 2 weeks ago

Would I be wrong in saying this is a hospital visit specifically for the diseases he could be catching there

0 +1 Bradley6592 1 week ago

@Lemmiwinks Hand him a napkin to wipe his mouth :)

2 +1 Galaga 2 weeks ago

your average frat boy

0 +1 SchlongusHumongus 2 weeks ago

Poor guy is low T deficient. Fuckem

3 +1 L.X 2 weeks ago

Flush it and wake his ass up!!

1 +1 Bellybutton 2 weeks ago

Rock bottom…..nowhere to go but up.

3 +1 Oreshnik 2 weeks ago

C'mon, man, we've all been there. Lots.

0 +1 Voodoo333333 2 weeks ago

Whats going on?

2 +1 John.Jetson.Jensen 2 weeks ago

@Voodoo333333 Simple: Skunk likes his urine.

9 +1 Lemmiwinks 2 weeks ago

i honestly want to strangle the people recording

4 +1 L.X 2 weeks ago

@Lemmiwinks 100%.

3 +1 BillD.Wall 2 weeks ago

Ida' guessed the urinal biscuit would have sorta acted like a smelling salt and helped snap him out of it

4 +1 0falcon0 2 weeks ago

@BillD.Wall doesnt work like that if he eats it

10 +1 tommix1 2 weeks ago

They call him smellow yellow. Quite rightly.