c'mon we've all been there
this kid is a nailgun. someone get this kid a beer
This reminds me... WARNING! A bit of a story....
25 years ago, i got a job in a VERY famous nightclub/music venue in Central London. U.K. as a barman. What a FANTASTIC job that was.
The club had GREAT music, great pussy, and I was an insomniac. The time of my life.... however....
One night, my manager said they were desperate for staff the next night "downstairs" in the attached gay club....
Being absolutely skint, and with trepidation, I agreed.
The night went ok, because there are 6 billion gays in London, it was fucking busy. I could concentrate on only serving alcohol to fags. Only thing......
Halfway through the night, I was DYING for a piss..... the "downstairs" club staff had to use customer toilets..... errrrrr no. A simple no. I held that piss in like a gladiator. (
) Until the end, when the lights came on.
All I could see were guys dressed up like the village people, slobbering over each other with full on stubble to stubble contact ![]()
I waited. And waited, until there were only about 6 fags left in a club of 1000.
I went to the toilet. It was empty, apart from one comatosed fag slumped between the urinals.
I took the furthest away from him urinal I could find and pissed.
Towards the end of that piss, yet ANOTHER fag entered the toilets and chose one near the comatosed fag.
Mr comatose woke up and said, guess what to the other guy?
"Piss on me" was what I heard in his faggy voice.
That was my "insight" into the world of gayness.
My god they're wrong. So wrong.
Would I be wrong in saying this is a hospital visit specifically for the diseases he could be catching there
Ida' guessed the urinal biscuit would have sorta acted like a smelling salt and helped snap him out of it
