Florida woman leaves Paddy Wagon for a hookup, then takes a detour in the actual pad


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COP BLOCK: Florida woman leaves Paddy Wagon for a hookup, then takes a detour in the actual paddy wagon

Crystal Rothwell was doing 68 in a 45 when the lights hit. She cut a side street, went the wrong way, and bounced through the grass.

Then she parked in the middle of the road like that was a spot. She flung the door open so the deputy would not shoot her.

She said she was speeding because someone was getting jumped.

Two drinks at the ol’ Paddy Wagon and adamant about not being drunk.

The tests were a suggestion box. Head on a swivel. Extra steps. Quiet counting. Arms out. Wrong finger.

Then she blew double the limit: .181 and .194.

She was headed to hook up with the passenger.

The county hooked her instead.
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0 +1 fogdonkey 2 weeks ago

If nothing else, she had a very nice budding cameltoe.

3 +1 Theocritus 2 weeks ago

Hopefully she has a few White babies eventually, instead of just getting her holes blown out until age 40 and then having one retard baby.

0 +1 Quint_Beastwood 2 weeks ago

:sick:

9 +1 DJRheinhart 2 weeks ago

Fire crotch was burning and yearning.

3 +1 tommix1 2 weeks ago

@DJRheinhart She was going for distance and speed in a time of need.

1 +1 Lostcoss.82 2 weeks ago

Oh no they arrested Karen Gillan.

12 +1 Oculus_noctis 2 weeks ago

She lost a lot more than her licence that night. The whole world now knows shes a fuckpig. How embarrassing....

7 +1 howwonderfool 2 weeks ago

Hottie on mugshot, but a stupid bimbo IRL, bitch with an itch.

1 +1 essence25 2 weeks ago

@howwonderfool Same observation... Maybe they have copilot AI enabled on that mug-shot imaging app.