Mass ARRESTS as Climate Activists against Palantir BLOCK West Side Highway outside World Trade Center

Can't they just give themselves a pat on the shoulder for "fighting": fascism/mysognists/the patriarch/white men/sexism - on every odd weeks; on even weeks - for animal rights/for trans rights/for black lives/for pride/for the whales/against climate change and ICE WITHOUT being ill-mannered, even rude toddlers messing constantly with others (who also can't do anything to really hurt multi-zillionaire companies, people, or the (deep)state)??

"Here's your photo, your sticker and the certificate you've participated in the actual liberal jerk-circle for this week's topic; take those home, put it in your album, and 20+ years later pretend you had been the Rosa Parks of the 09/25/2026 ermhh.. "Fight for the right, so men can bear a child." protest. And thank you for doing it without causing any more trouble."

But then again, they don't want actual sympathizers, they want to be exclusive fighters for THE cause.

Looks like a well mannered bunch of kids, especially the tall androgynous one in the 'silence = death' shirt; that one's been through this a dozen times, knows when it's time to shout and when it's time to stfu. The hysterical kid in black wants the cop to fuck his face after getting the cuffs on, he can't relax or he'll have to stand there with a raging hard-on; maybe if he gets angry enough he will spontaneously ignite and he won't have to call his mommy from the jail again; we could take a lesson from his taciturn neighbor.

Shut them down.

If you run them over accidentally it's no problem for you.

Open a can of tuna and fart at the same time if you want the smellvision version