Your bags don't stand a chance

About member Zeitgeistist's comment below about the writers of the Samsonite Suitcase TV commercial.

I remember thinking that same thing when I first saw the commercial.

My dad and I were watching a TV movie, it came on, at the end, we both looked at each other, knowing what the other was thinking, and busted out laughing !!!!

Effing DEI hires.

Other airlines can use it in their ads.

At UPS we do the same!

Remember those old commercials of a gorilla beating the shit out of a Samsonite suitcase? The creators of it knew EXACTLY what message they were trying to convey.

1. company needs to spend on DEI employment for showing off, and for liberal tax benefits (no "problem" they have the money, passengers pay the price indirectly)
2. company hires/employs/trains DEI worker
3. the 70 IQ DEI worker causes damage, and worse (for the company) it's on camera, and goes viral
4. the company has to pay for damages, but it's the only DEI employer there in the "profession"
5. company is raising the prices, because they are absolutely not going to get lesser profits out of the 'industry", and won't employ less DEI workers ("the case clearly showed there is a desperate need for another DEI hire"
6. GOTO #1.

Probably losing money with these dumb fucks lmao

DEI Jamal!