Arrested man under the influence of alcohol tried to call his lawyer using bank card

It was the best legal advice he's ever received.

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonng
wait times.

I realize I don't want to be a miser
Confide with Sly, you'll be the wiser
Young blood is the lovin' upriser
How come everybody wanna keep it like the Kaiser?

It's a phone card.

My next phone will be one of those for sure.

Funny thing. The lawyer answered.

What choice did he have? His phone is stuck in the ATM at the bar.