A friend of mine leases space to a black church and whenever we're called in to service it , the doors are always locked , it takes no less than 5 minutes of knocking to glimpse anyone and when you do they're invariably fat , sweaty , and acting suspect , and asking who is you an' what do you want. Tell them he's the property owner come to fix whatever they've called about , and they still cunt on. It's a sex club for the ugliest go'rillas in town. Whole place smells like ass.
