ICE Releases Shock Gloves To Fry Resisting Illegals And Interfering Libtards


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ICE will be spending upwards of $20M for "Shock Gloves" to help de-escalate confrontations with illegal immigrants, according to the AP.

The "G.L.O.V.E." is manufactured by Compliant Technologies LLC, based in Kentucky.

"70% of officers killed with firearms are shot within 10 feet. The G.L.O.V.E. gives officers a non-lethal option at exactly that distance, bringing resisting subjects into compliance in seconds, without lasting harm to anyone involved," their website says.
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4 +1 Theocritus 2 weeks ago

Love it! I can't wait to see the video footage of thugs getting real compliant, real quick.

1 +1 MatchboxxCar 2 weeks ago

Hey perp freeze!! Stand there while I put on my gloves.
Who wants these gloves on all day long, waiting for something to happen? Nobody.
They want to spend 20 million on this when we already have stun guns and tazers.
Sounds like a big waste of money to me.
Who approved this, and what is their relationship to the people who manufacture these?

2 +1 Quint_Beastwood 2 weeks ago

Highly melonated folks will love this.

2 +1 howwonderfool 2 weeks ago

It seems like a good idea, a useful product. But

1. lethal accidents gonna occur, when 6 agents gonna grab at the same time the illegal, or the stupid cunt protester;
2. accidental usage, malfunction not gonna be fun;
3. it will indulge involuntarily muscle spasms making the subject kick around erratically - a weapon in his/her hands may go off;
4. will be used in a manner raising a valid question: Officer/Agent why did you use the glove on a) pregnant woman, b) elderly citizen, c) on youth especially who committed nothing illegal?;
5. this will be out for civilian use in no time.. plus TEMU copycats incoming..

1 +1 howwonderfool 2 weeks ago

@howwonderfool And a question: Officers gonna strip the subjects first, if by intention he/she already wears (protective clothing)? Or going for face would be an option, like a benediction? And face can be covered too. I foresee misuse and accidents..

2 +1 howwonderfool 2 weeks ago

-Good work guys! (pats everyone)

-Where is agent Johnson?
-He went to the bathroom.
-:ermm::O

7 +1 TentacleNipple 2 weeks ago

Cant wait to see this used :D

6 +1 howwonderfool 2 weeks ago

@TentacleNipple The title goes against resisting illegals, interfering libtards. I'm not sure these would be the only targeted groups..

12 +1 MisterProgneto 2 weeks ago

That's awesome! GO ICE!

3 +1 E_BlackadderIV 2 weeks ago

Also works on dates