Tourist posed in Bangkok with a massive tiger.

TIGER: Excuse me! I've ordered my steak raw. This is overburnt..

So, the next photo is of this guy with a boa constrictor up his ass. But the dude doesn't look very happy with those paws on his shoulders. Then again, his gay husband is also seven feet tall and has hands like a gorilla—hands he always feels on his shoulders when his husband shoves his massive salami up his ass.

yea he gone be lookin scared as hell in those pics even with the pose

They can tell that the cat is full, when it becomes uninterested in the bottle, and rips someone's throat out.

Awesome FAKENESS

He just doesn't like dark meat

NICE HE GOT HIS ALBUM COVER I BET IT LOOKS AWESOME.

Let's play to take pictures with the kitty, what could go wrong?

Old fashioned way to keep them docile, Milk only no meat ever.

Wow. What a powerful, majestic beast. The big cat is cool, too.

You coulda banged 3 trannieboys for the price of that lame pic