I'm going to find out if priests are human.

When you have sinned but aren't sure it qualifies enough to guarantee you're spot in hell Heaven would be boring anyway

Apparently he was pushed off the stage because he said :
“fat women can’t go to heaven “ . It makes sense though , that’s a lot of weight to get off the ground.

“ I told you it wasn’t the green lantern! “

It's obvious they were finishing a game of tag.
Taggggg, Bishops it!

Flight of the Green Bellied Kiddie Fidler

I just discovered flight mode on my favorite Quest S3 mini golf game.

I'm sure she thought he would fly out over the crowd and land back in front of her.

well, that was rude.