I'm going to find out if priests are human.

Shame on the OP. This is a form of blasphemy and so many of you are not respecting religion. Hell is awaiting some of you.

God doesn't have his back.

Yes, priests are human beings—and stupid ones at that—just like the fat woman who shoved him off the stage, who’s here simply because she’s attending this event, just like the rest of the idiots in the audience and everyone else who believes in fairy tales written in the Bronze Age by uneducated, superstitious people.

When you have sinned but aren't sure it qualifies enough to guarantee you're spot in hell Heaven would be boring anyway

Apparently he was pushed off the stage because he said :
“fat women can’t go to heaven “ . It makes sense though , that’s a lot of weight to get off the ground.

“ I told you it wasn’t the green lantern! “

It's obvious they were finishing a game of tag.
Taggggg, Bishops it!

Flight of the Green Bellied Kiddie Fidler

I just discovered flight mode on my favorite Quest S3 mini golf game.

I'm sure she thought he would fly out over the crowd and land back in front of her.

well, that was rude.