Shorty came in for a bagel but lost it on a woman


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To be frank, he was being very short with everyone.
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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
6 +1 tommix1 3 weeks ago

He's got little baby legs and he dance so low you gotta pick him up just to say hello.

1 +1 PARDON URANUS 3 weeks ago

@tommix1 He is breaking it down on his micro-feet, absolute king of the bedroom beat.

1 +1 PARDON URANUS 3 weeks ago

@UP URANUS He puts on a show that will make him famous, With a wild little wiggle from his head to his anus.

6 +1 Left_Sucks_A55 3 weeks ago

little man syndrome found out

3 +1 PARDON URANUS 3 weeks ago

I don't blame the women...
His a lying SOB. He's 4'11". It's not his height that turn women off. The lying SOB will never admit that his erect pecker reaches a maximum length of 3".

2 +1 JobyFluorine 3 weeks ago

@UP URANUS Three inches in diameter! It's like a tuna can!

4 +1 Cripple 3 weeks ago

HAHAHAHA!

Likes to talk, but can't do the walk !

1 +1 JobyFluorine 3 weeks ago

@Cripple He struggles with walking because his legs never grew out!

11 +1 HitlerWasBased 3 weeks ago

he's an angry elf