All of this over being greeted is wild

Slut

A real Big man hitting a much smaller woman, pure shithouse,

I knew a stripper whose method of ' greeting ' was to see you and then charge across the room 40 yd dash style , hop up and hang from your neck like a fuckin' 2 year old seeking attention. After the 1st time , I straight arm/blocked her like John ' Hog ' Hannah , clearing a path to the end zone. She was rippin' I fucked up her big entrance.

Mudsharks burn the coal, pay the toll

Greet and beat.