"YOU ARE A 5 AT BEST!" he rates the girls 0-10?!


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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
4 +1 Browser12 1 month ago

all of them are dogs

1 +1 OIF_CAV_DOC 1 month ago

@ 27s, she's pretty.

0 +1 MarGarTar 1 month ago

Mutton dressed as lamb

0 +1 Charles_muller 1 month ago

In chronological order:

7 Exotic black-haired young girl
:sick: In a red dress with bowling balls (X-Rated)
7.5 Blonde in the bright purple underwear
5.5 The specific girl with glasses (a bit overweight)
5? Because of her disgusted facial expression, we don't get to see her normal face
8.8 Young black-haired beauty...with her makeup
4 The 42 y.o. has qualities and defects and she is slim for her age
7.5 Latina in pink with a wedding ring

3 +1 jaywalker88 1 month ago

Why do all the plastic ones rate themselves like 7 or 8 ?

6 +1 Ki-Adi-Mundi 1 month ago

@jaywalker88 Because a lot of women confuse sexual attention with relationship value. Plenty of men will sleep with someone they'd never date, marry, or build a family with. If all attention gets counted the same, it's easy to overestimate your attractiveness.

As history has shown though, when they all hit their mid to late 40's, the modest woman with natural features will post on Instagram how happy she is to have 2 kids, a loving husband, a dog and house with a white picket fence. The modified woman, will be doing posts of how she's depressed. Hasn't found a meaningful relationship, and still wondering where all the good men have gone.

0 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@1:39 Best of the bunch... a solid 8, but maybe a bit thick in the middle. Idk. I like to get my hands dirty.

5 +1 Cripple 1 month ago

I think this guy doesn't know beauty when he sees it.

1 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@Cripple He lost me from the jump, that first girl was a solid six, the second one, the plastic, mutilation mess was not even a two. He was right about the girl that underrated herself, though. The one with the black hair and porcelain skin. And that senior chick was maybe a five. MAYBE.

I still wouldn't bang any one of them, though. Chicks with low self esteem always rate "Grenade" in my book.

5 +1 Ki-Adi-Mundi 1 month ago

@JobyFluorine Considering most women have low self esteem (some are just better at hiding it), will it be lefty or righty joining you tonight?

0 +1 tommix1 1 month ago

00:45 7

1 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@tommix1 Yeah, maybe. But she has a fuck ton of makeup and she has a gut.

2 +1 Ki-Adi-Mundi 1 month ago

@tommix1 For now. But you can tell by her arms, shes a year or 2 away from t-h-i-c-k all over.

2 +1 ScreaminMime 1 month ago

I think that second 5 was VERY generous :ermm:

3 +1 JobyFluorine 1 month ago

@ScreaminMime She is Disgustang! Plastic lips, plastic boobs, plastic ass, plastic personality. Who knows what kind of mental health issues that thing has.