I seen him squeezing that titty!!!!

Guys stop methin around

"She's beauty and she's grace
She's queen of fifty states
She's elegant and taste
She's Miss United States".

Average American behaviour

Dirty Harry franchise is screaming to be rebooted. Big brooding dude like Adam Driver would be perfect. Harry takes on Antifa, BLM, liberal SF bureaucracy and Trantifa and finds their puppeteers CCP and Mossad.

he deserved a free one for having to deal with her crazy ass

Come to me with that shit, I'll torque your tizzy tipples and go 360 with them.

Bleh! I bet that whole mess rolling around smells like a garbage truck.

The stroller? Anime, that was dark humor.

Don't brandish or they're fair game

Life choices. Thankfully, I've often made the right choices for myself.
For one thing, I have a high school education and a vocabulary of more than three words. That really gets you ahead in life, bitch!!!