Strawberries Are Too Expensive!


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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
4 +1 MarGarTar 2 months ago

Someone's off to vacay in Ukraine!

5 +1 Quint_Beastwood 2 months ago

What's the backstory, moron poster?

1 +1 QuartPlus8oz 2 months ago

@Quint_Beastwood Probably Russian (meaning Jewish) mafia weren't getting their cut.

1 +1 HateEveryone 2 months ago

@QuartPlus8oz fuck them small hat parasites

5 +1 PARDON URANUS 2 months ago

@Quint_Beastwood The backstory is that Ivan didn't want to pay the high price for the strawberries because the farmer/seller sodomized Ivan's wife just two days ago. In turn, Ivan demanded a discount. The seller refused, claiming that Ivan's wife was FUGLY (fat and ugly). He added that after he sodomized her, he forced her to suck his cock, but during the blow job, she vomited. Upon hearing all of this, poor Ivan lost it...

2 +1 QuartPlus8oz 2 months ago

@PITOU one track mind, Up Uranus

0 +1 PARDON URANUS 2 months ago

@QuartPlus8oz Bwhahahhahhahahahah

0 +1 HitlerWasBased 2 months ago

mangos are going for $10/lb in South Florida. he would be wrecked!

4 +1 QuartPlus8oz 2 months ago

He would get his ass kicked at the local strawberry festival down around here.

6 +1 ZuluHunters 2 months ago

Great now you paying for all of them.. quick raise all the prices!

8 +1 Browser12 2 months ago

and nobody beat his ass??