Strawberries Are Too Expensive!


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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
4 +1 MarGarTar 1 month ago

Someone's off to vacay in Ukraine!

5 +1 Quint_Beastwood 1 month ago

What's the backstory, moron poster?

1 +1 QuartPlus8oz 1 month ago

@Quint_Beastwood Probably Russian (meaning Jewish) mafia weren't getting their cut.

1 +1 HateEveryone 1 month ago

@QuartPlus8oz fuck them small hat parasites

5 +1 PARDON URANUS 1 month ago

@Quint_Beastwood The backstory is that Ivan didn't want to pay the high price for the strawberries because the farmer/seller sodomized Ivan's wife just two days ago. In turn, Ivan demanded a discount. The seller refused, claiming that Ivan's wife was FUGLY (fat and ugly). He added that after he sodomized her, he forced her to suck his cock, but during the blow job, she vomited. Upon hearing all of this, poor Ivan lost it...

2 +1 QuartPlus8oz 1 month ago

@PITOU one track mind, Up Uranus

0 +1 PARDON URANUS 1 month ago

@QuartPlus8oz Bwhahahhahhahahahah

0 +1 HitlerWasBased 1 month ago

mangos are going for $10/lb in South Florida. he would be wrecked!

4 +1 QuartPlus8oz 1 month ago

He would get his ass kicked at the local strawberry festival down around here.

6 +1 TentacleNipple 1 month ago

Great now you paying for all of them.. quick raise all the prices!

8 +1 Browser12 1 month ago

and nobody beat his ass??