Iowa looker realizes “Pretty Privilege” doesn’t work well in Florida.

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Brittany Yoecum, that’s her real last name, was pulled over for being unable to maintain her lane on a brisk spring night.

She ended up doing everything besides the DUI tests during her stop.

Smart woman.

Miss Yoecum even tried to save the officers by asking them to just believe in God.

Almost worked.

Yoecum ended up with only a reckless driving charge and an 8-hour stay at the Hillsborough County Jail.

Not bad.

Categories: Police Bad Day

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0 +1 Cy4ka 2 weeks ago

Ineffective. This unit's dialogue protocol is malfunctioning.

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12 +1 MUNCHIE9000 2 weeks ago

Ill betcha a buck that if she scrapes off all that spackle , crack filler and war paint she looks like Steve Bucshemi

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0 +1 kma8675309 2 weeks ago

LOL, think she still has insurance with them?

Yeocum, who works as an insurance claims adjuster with AAA

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9 +1 kma8675309 2 weeks ago

But but but my short dress that shows my boobs along with my makeup and over inflated lips have ALWAYS gotten me out of a drunk driving
charge in Iowa!

Yeah, but in Florida, people that look like you are a dime a dozen!

2 +1 Satanbaby2 2 weeks ago

tittie whiner

3 +1 ElMarko64 2 weeks ago

Look, I have tits, let me go!!!

8 +1 Lemmiwinks 2 weeks ago

With the caliber of Miami women this women is busted compared to the others?

6 +1 derfremde 2 weeks ago

Her pussy won't save her this time.

7 +1 ElMarko64 2 weeks ago

@derfremde Pussy Pass Denied

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10 +1 GunnyHighway 2 weeks ago

Nothing worse than a hot bimbo drink crying. Duct tape works wonders.

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2 +1 kma8675309 2 weeks ago

@GunnyHighway I have a t-shirt that says "Duct tape won't fix stupid, but it WILL muffle the sound".

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2 +1 GunnyHighway 2 weeks ago

@kma8675309 I'll have to pick one of those up. Thats great!

11 +1 JobyFluorine 2 weeks ago

Looker?! She's fucking mid as shit.

1 +1 BillD.Wall 2 weeks ago

Thank god cops are such fags these days and don't even imagine how she'd have been skull fucked just a few short years ago off camera

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5 +1 Caspian_Monster 2 weeks ago

She'll be a good candidate for those housewife reality shit shows.

5 +1 JobyFluorine 2 weeks ago

@Caspian_Monster She 100% looks the part.

9 +1 L.X 2 weeks ago

She looks like what AI would think is attractive.

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5 +1 Voodoo333333 2 weeks ago

Good to know her surname is also her hobby.

3 +1 JobyFluorine 2 weeks ago

@Voodoo333333 Brittany Eatcum. It has a ring to it!

3 +1 uberschadenfreude 2 weeks ago

Damn I didn’t know crying had such a high ABV!!!

3 +1 Comfortably_numb 2 weeks ago

Oh, the cops just pulled me over, I'll call you back. Yea, that's why she couldn't maintain her lane.

1 +1 ScreaminMime 2 weeks ago

Why are they told to turn off their bodycam when going in the jail :angel:

1 +1 Comfortably_numb 2 weeks ago

@ScreaminMime to prolong battery life? Unloading is covered six ways till sunday. Bet the supervisor kept recording.

2 +1 L.X 2 weeks ago

@ScreaminMime It's a secure facility and some departments don't want to share the layout of their jail with the public.

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1 +1 jomofo22 2 weeks ago

Thanks to her, my weapon is no longer secure.

6 +1 Comfortably_numb 2 weeks ago

@jomofo22 thats ok, small arms wouldn't have been useful.

2 +1 JobyFluorine 2 weeks ago

@Comfortably_numb Small arms?! Hahaha! Nice. But I think he was talking about his third leg!

3 +1 Comfortably_numb 2 weeks ago

One time, in the early 90's, as a young volunteer ambulance volunteer, i responded to a 5 car pile up on a rural road. 7 dead, 2 died later. The cause of the accident, minor injuries looked me in the eye and said "god was watching over me" that changed me, i still have nightmares.