Conjoined twin Abby Hensel, is now married to an Army veteran

«The head must be out of this world»

«He has a Kuato in his midsection so I guess this isn't too weird.»

«She's not half bad looking though.....»

«Awkward»

«The taller one's 5 foot 2. It's hilarious they probably demanded he be 6 feet.»

«The comments are gonna be great on this one.!!»

«I wanna see the sex tape.»

«Go on…»

«Is this polygamy ....is this an ongoing 3-way??? »

«Do they both get off it he eats them out ?.»

«Do they BOTH have to consent before he boinks them? How does the other deal when the married one gives her beau a BJ? Does she turn away, or turn in? What happens when the married one is horny but the other one isn't, but they screw anyway? Can the unmarried one claim rape? More important, how would they settle such arguments? Who is the body's primary shareholder?

***Perversion alert!***

What happens if the married one wants to have the Hershey Highway plowed? Is it possible one would enjoy it while the other cried in pain?

My head hurts.»

«that'll be weird when the other one gets married.»

«Let me get this straight....He married one, but not the other? What happens when the other wants her own guy to bang? Now you've got two swords in one hole. If you're banging one, is the other one is feeling pleasure too, right? Or, is the pussy without feeling? Too much weirdness to unpack. This guy has to be one hot mess to get himself into this situation. If he isn't PTSD, he will be soon!»

«Dear Penthouse, I used to think these letters were made up, but you'll never guess in a BILLION years what happened to me!»

«In the wedding night. They have one vagina. Do they both have an orgasm at the same time ?»

«Love Win! »

«He’ll be getting sucked off by two girls for the price of one. Well done freaky boy. But imagine the nagging!»

«PTSD hit this dude hard.

PS, I love my Vets too. Just saying something off about this dude.»

«one suck dick another lick butt hole»

«It's hard to manage one he have two who stay together even doing shit he can't hide one's secret to another? What if one girl plan murder of another and kill her how they hide the dead one?»

«Dose it comes with double vergina? In Kissing Doesn't if feel like two lasbo have sex one man? How to know which side citrus belong to whom? Is it true they date two different men how the poor guys manage?»

«"puuuut your headss on my shooouulder"»

«They should have put a black cloth over the one not marrying, typical woman stealing her sisters big day»

«It was a veteran decision not to marry the Voodoo head.»