Conjoined twin Abby Hensel, is now married to an Army veteran

«Pervy y cunt! A threesome every night, and when he getting sucked off by his wife he accidentally sticks his one-eyed-custard-chucker in his sister in laws mouth and she gets a huge mouth of goo. I love it!»

«The head must be out of this world»

«She's not half bad looking though.....»

«Awkward»

«The taller one's 5 foot 2. It's hilarious they probably demanded he be 6 feet.»

«The comments are gonna be great on this one.!!»

«I wanna see the sex tape.»

«Is this polygamy ....is this an ongoing 3-way??? »

«Do they both get off it he eats them out ?.»

«Do they BOTH have to consent before he boinks them? How does the other deal when the married one gives her beau a BJ? Does she turn away, or turn in? What happens when the married one is horny but the other one isn't, but they screw anyway? Can the unmarried one claim rape? More important, how would they settle such arguments? Who is the body's primary shareholder?

***Perversion alert!***

What happens if the married one wants to have the Hershey Highway plowed? Is it possible one would enjoy it while the other cried in pain?

My head hurts.»

«Let me get this straight....He married one, but not the other? What happens when the other wants her own guy to bang? Now you've got two swords in one hole. If you're banging one, is the other one is feeling pleasure too, right? Or, is the pussy without feeling? Too much weirdness to unpack. This guy has to be one hot mess to get himself into this situation. If he isn't PTSD, he will be soon!»

«Dear Penthouse, I used to think these letters were made up, but you'll never guess in a BILLION years what happened to me!»

«In the wedding night. They have one vagina. Do they both have an orgasm at the same time ?»

«He’ll be getting sucked off by two girls for the price of one. Well done freaky boy. But imagine the nagging!»

«PTSD hit this dude hard.

PS, I love my Vets too. Just saying something off about this dude.»

«"puuuut your headss on my shooouulder"»